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Macro Econ tourist and 0dte trades + sh*t post

Joined April 2025
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Hey, did you hear? They halted $KOSPI. Just making sure you’re aware.
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I shorted this fucks $IVES etf with no liquidity. Cashed out today. Thanks boss man D-Low. That trade sucked. Should’ve shorted $NCLD instead.
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Don’t fret, it will go much lower.
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Uh oh. The honey hole is drying up.
this is my quant
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My guy, no one is working with you. They’re going to try and impeach you ASAP.
*TRUMP: CAN WORK WITH DEMOCRATS ON 'FINANCIAL IDEAS': CNBC *TRUMP: 'FINANCIAL IDEAS' WOULD BE 'MUTUALLY GOOD': CNBC
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Damn people really fed up with trumps bullshit huh?
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Blue sweep un-ironically means red portfolio…
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If you want any semblance of quality of life GTFO of LA.
This is not normal what is happening in Louisiana right now. $300+ Billion in the project pipeline.... $100B – SpaceX Starbase LA (Planned) $50B – Meta Hyperion AI Data Center (Under Construction) $18B – Venture Global Plaquemines LNG Expansion (Planned) $18B – Amazon Multi-Site AI Data Centers (Under Construction) $18B – Argent LNG (Planned) $18B – Woodside LNG (Under Construction) $15B – Venture Global CP2 LNG (Under Construction) $13B – Entergy Energy Buildout for Meta (Planned) $10B – Commonwealth LNG (Under Construction) $10B – Hut 8 AI Data Center (Under Construction) $10B – Cameron LNG Expansion (Planned) $8B – Ascencion Carbon Ammonia (Planned) $6B – Hyundai Steel Mill (Under Construction) $4B – Applied Digital AI Data Center (Under Construction) $4B – CF Industries Ammonia Plant (Under Construction) $4B – Lake Charles Methanol II (Planned) $3B – Shintech Petrochemical Expansion (Planned) $3B – DG Fuels Synthetic Chemicals (Planned) $3B – Louisiana International Terminal (Planned)
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Really thought we would be hearing more about this $5k bribe @potus was throwing around closer to midterms to really drive the point home. Guess he got quiet about it for a reason…
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Saving money and finding deals is back in vogue.
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Moe Sizlack retweeted
The $SOXS infinite money glitch - buy at $43, sell at $47. Rinse, repeat.
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I don’t even drink, but this market makes me want to drink. Long $STZ
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“The market can stay retarded for longer than I can stay solvent.”
Lol this is classic. 41% of attendees at a private credit conference last week called digital infrastructure the biggest opportunity of 2027. “Everybody and their mother needs a data center”
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Follow me for more alpha. $nvda
Why is there no good way to short a basket of neocloud? $IVES and $NCLD seem subpar. Someone make a viable neocloud ETF. Plz and thnx!
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I don’t think the market really cares anymore playboi.
Trump: We will not strike Iran today
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[ 코어위브는 지금 얼마나 위험한가... CDS로 보면 이미 터진 뒤 가격이다. ] CDS는 채권이 부도가 났을때 돈을 돌려받는 보험이다. 보험료가 비쌀수록 마켓이 부도 가능성을 높게 본다는 뜻.. 현재 코어위브 5년 CDS는 연 12% 수준이다. 100만 달러짜리 채권을 보호하려면 1년에 12만 달러.. 5년이면 60만 달러로 원금의 절반이 넘는다. 비교하면 감이 온다. 2008년 금융위기 전 서브프라임 모기지채권 보험료는 연 2%였다. 마이클 버리가 산 가격이 이 수준이었다. 현재 코어위브는 이보다 6배 비싸다. 서브프라임 보험료가 이 정도로 뛴 건.. 이미 터진 뒤인 2007년 여름이었다. 주가는 아직 55달러에 살아 있지만.. 채권시장은 코어위브를 이미 부도 직전 회사로 보고 있다.
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$AMZN abandons VA data center.
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Trillions of dollars in capex for animal personification videos. The cat ones are arguably worth it.
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