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Pov: you're looking at wildlife jobs
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Under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act it's illegal for people to kill protected species of birds like this northern flicker, and people should be held responsible when their pets do it too, just like when pets cause other kinds of damage.
This is the smartest pet owner on facebook
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Midnight release of GTA VI (2026)
Midnight release of GTA V (2013)
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Reminder that the person that turned in Luigi got fired and never got the reward
JUST IN: FBI releases surveillance images of a man suspected of throwing a Molotov cocktail at a ICE building in Atlanta, offering up to $20,000 for information.
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back in my day an arborist coworker would just find a nearby tree that needed to come down, fell and limb it, and use that to slowly nudge the cat out the other side
Animal rescuers in Utah used a remote-controlled crawler nicknamed "R2-D2" to gently nudge a trapped kitten out of a drain pipe. abcnews.link/JMzoZh7
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white people be like Let’s hop on Deadlock and stream Nathan for you at the server’s VC after
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never met a normal nathan
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things that real LGBT groups do: send resources to closeted queer kids who might have abusive parents and then put a giant trans flag on the envelope
I got the rage bait mail!
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americans see a working class protest in another country and want to shoot the protesters
Dear France: You can rent 100 rednecks from Florida, we will solve this in 12 hrs.......No rules though.
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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I would pay literally $1,000 right now right this second to know what was said here. I would shave my head. I would fast for a week. I would give up sex for a year.
Would you lie to this man? EXCLUSIVE: Nathan Fielder, codirector of the Elizabeth Holmes documentary ‘You Can See Everything,’ sat down with WIRED for an extended interview—the first he’s given to discuss the film. 🔗 wired.com/story/nathan-field…
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When you're right about everything
imo 2028 will be: - Kamala Harris running on a "I was right about everything, so here's how we move forward now" message - JD Vance being Trump's successor, who tries to move away from his position in the admin to appear as a populist outsider - center/center-right independent
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A few readers have taken me to task for “missing the point of the film,” which is apparently that Elizabeth Holmes is unknowable and everything is ambiguous. Here’s my response: She went after Tyler Shultz and Erika Cheung with everything she had. I was threatened with litigation on a daily basis for months on end. It was a ruthless cover-up of a breathtaking fraud, and she was at the controls. Just a little context for those who have forgotten or didn’t follow the original story. By the way, I loved the film. #BestPicture, IMO.
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Counterpoint: the profound and enduring unknowability of other people’s interiority is a large part of what makes life interesting and art beautiful
Every recent Nathan Fielder project expertly touches the deep existential horror of not being able to ever fully know or understand another human being or their actions.
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Elizabeth Holmes pursues honesty through pathological lying, total power over her own narrative by manipulating men by letting them rob her of her own voice. in the end, she is content to have “won” on her terms; only one person in the entire film can see that she has still lost.
I set out to write a *spoiler-free* review of YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING that would still make for a worthwhile read after you’ve watched the film. This was the result (link below):
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sorry the whole time watching the doc i was also just like in the middle of all of this he’s also getting his pilots license
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i think if You Can See Everything was the last movie i ever watched i would be ok with that. Like i can’t imagine anything comparing to that…. journey…. My goodness
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I think this is maybe the funniest tweet of all time
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what a fucking ride
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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