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I’m a poet and I didn’t even realize it. #colts #pacers #astros #longhorns #crosswordpuzzles fan. (he/him)

Houston, TX
Joined February 2009
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The critical moment where our section became pretty convinced the rest of our lives that we forced a field goal that changed the trajectory of the game. Texas beats Ohio State!
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don’t worry guys Bill’s used to this big of a numbers gap.
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My buddy @glovedirk sent me this sign at Rogers Centre for Loonie Dogs Night. Why can't the @astros have a $1 hot dog ticker on Tuesday nights? Let's pump those numbers up!
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If you guys need pies for the Holidays we’d like to recommend @FlyingSaucerHou. Be sure to call them about it. They’ll say they don’t make pie and that they’re a bar, but they only do that because they can’t keep up with demand for their flaky goodness. Best to try 7-8 times.
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What happens when Twins fans ask for Houston:
What happens when Astros fans wish Carlos good luck:
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My reply to the board members of @FishersIN and @NoblesvilleIN seeking to remove my books (and over a hundred others) from the young adult literature shelves in their libraries. Heartbreaking for this to happen in Central Indiana, where I live and strive to support.
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wishing a blessed august 1st to all who celebrate 🙏
The Dodgers today acquired right-handed reliever Josh Fields from the Astros in exchange for minor-league first baseman Yordan Alvarez.
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What will this look like AVN Weekend?
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The back of his vest says, ‘If you can read this, mother fell off.’
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NEW: @cbsnews polling shows majority of respondents supporting a nationwide ban on AR-15 semi-automatics
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astros rangers ceremonial 1st ceremonial 1st pitch participant pitch participant
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Nine of MLB's top ten most-liked tweets of all time have come from the 2023 World Baseball Classic. Shohei Ohtani's strikeout to win the WBC is their most-liked tweet ever with 200,000 likes. That's 170,000 more than their most popular non-WBC tweet (Astros 2022 WS). Insane 🤯
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Today we used to celebrate @M_Hedberg’s birthday. We still do, but we used to, too. In honor of his birthday, I will buy a candle holder…a/k/a a cake.
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I can’t take credit for this but 💀. The internet wins.
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Once I slide into this first frock and spy Mother Goose’s ample figure in the mirror, I’m ready to go on her journey through the Show. mothergooseshow.co.uk Tour of UK & Ireland begins next week. Photo by Frederic Aranda
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BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. n.pr/3THqnJM
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Highest exit velocity from the Yankees today xitter.gq/okaygreatfine/status/1… – at Fresno, TX
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Big mood, Dusty.
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Houston! Happy cold front day to those who celebrate.
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