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she/they ☭ in exmormon super hell ✮ 23 ✮ unionized paraeducator/DSP ✮ lesbian, not “sapphic” ✮ my gf can beat up ur bf

i block minors and radfems
Joined August 2021
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my followers trying to remember the name of my account
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every second without her is my 9/11
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I will never top this costume so here’s a repost LMAO
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what is sonic underground even about man
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find you a mean dyke who hates everyone but you and tells you she loves you every day
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i should have been a straight man. i love beer and pussy and am very vocal about women that annoy me
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self medicating is ok if you’re smarter than every doctor like i am
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i was a homophobic twelve year old and then an extremely pro-lgbt teenager and now im a homophobic lesbian
If you’re a grown adult and genuinely believe that you never had any toxic beliefs as a teenager, you’re either lying or still harbour the same feelings.
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no issue with gay guys though. what they do is none of my business
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gf popped my back perfectly we are spiritually aligned
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replying to every tweet about everything forgetting i have followers and they see the nonsense i post
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Exposing Chappell Roan for queerbaiting and faking her lesbian identity. A much necessary thread 🧵:
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sometimes you feel utterly hopeless and then you eat a fresh tomato and life feels like this again
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The Lesbian Pervert
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gay people on this website will say “this is the hottest anyone has ever looked” and it’s a photo of a hairy ass nonbinary with the most fucked up full beat and mascara stache you’ve ever seen
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they make taco bell nuggets out of kill shelter animals i just know it
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imagine hating me and im over here drinking pink malibu and eating baby pickles and salami
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If being a lesbian is wrong why woman have two boobs and I have two hands 🤔
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