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Chris

@gobshitechris

A chaotic riddle wrapped inside a neurotic enigma

 Manchester, England
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Joined February 2010
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Forgot to show y’all my new T-shirt
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Remembering when “classic” episodes originally aired on TV
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MIKE! (@mikepriestley13) profile pictureMIKE!@mikepriestley1319h
Next Monday on #ClassicEmmerdale is when the Barton Family arrive and take over Andy’s farm And next Monday on #ClassicCorrie I think is where Blanche goes to the alcohols meeting with Peter and that famous rant. #Emmerdale #Corrie @emmerdale @itvcorrie
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Gays once they get into fisting
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Obsessed with this stranger who messaged me out of the blue to tell me he wouldn't shag me, then started explaining to me what my own sex life is like
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Sometimes someone really hot pops up on my timeline so I look at their profile, but then I see they only post selfies and I’m like oh, you’re hot but you’re also really fucking boring.
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The way mine is just be getting attacked on grindr 😭
// Regent Mach // (@MachDominus) profile picture// Regent Mach //@MachDominusNov 1
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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Did anyone work out wtf the point of bringing Twisty back was? #ahs13
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So funny when someone’s trying to catfish you and they’ll send pics of cut and uncut dicks as if people ain’t gonna notice 😭
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Oh I know right wingers are FUMING all the charity money is going to refugees #celebritytraitors
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#celebritytraitors
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OOF right under that double decker 😭 poor Maya #CelebrityTraitors
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Unpopular opinion but I think slutty Halloween costumes are just dead lazy unless they’re camp
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Sorry what the fuck was that @ryanmurphyprod didn’t expect much and still AHS13 managed to be an absolutely diabolical shitshow, embarrassing to watch
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Chris (@gobshitechris) profile pictureChris@gobshitechrisOct 29
I think the big gaggy twist at the end of this episode is gonna be James crumbling and saying he’s a traitor at the table #CelebrityTraitors
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I think the big gaggy twist at the end of this episode is gonna be James crumbling and saying he’s a traitor at the table #CelebrityTraitors
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KY arguing with the judges 💀💀💀 GIRL shut your fucking mouth and stop taking it so personally #dragraceuk
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The ePITome of exhaustion tbh
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The A in LGBTIA stands for autistic btw
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The look on Philip’s face when he goes over twinks is going to be amazing, inject it into my veins already!!! #bbuk
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Today’s completely unnecessary discovery: identical twins have identical dicks 🤓
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“This pic doesn’t do my dick justice” Take a better one then??
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