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Jaiden retweeted
played fortnite for 8 hours straight and i got nothing but sprite gizmos and im seeing people who barley even touch this game fucking get the pirate token
Jaiden retweeted
>Open treasure chest
>Lucky Locator
>Open treasure chest
>Loading screen
>Open treasure chest
>Gold A$AP Rocky
Jaiden retweeted
“yeah i’m getting off we’ve been playing for 16 hours, looted 50000 chests, and it’s 2am we can get the token tomorrow”
They call me the goat for a reason #thesebangersdontmakethemselves
I’m 700 chests down.
I can’t sleep without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I can’t breathe without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I can’t eat without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I can’t think straight without the Fortnite Pirate Token.
I close my eyes and all I see are chests.
I hear chest sounds when I’m not even playing.
I haven’t seen sunlight in days.
My family is starting to worry about me.
My dreams are just me opening chests.
I don’t even want the token anymore. I NEED it.
I’m not playing Fortnite anymore. Fortnite is playing me.
Jaiden retweeted
This pirate shop token is just Risky Reels incident again, but with the whole fucking map.
Jaiden retweeted
Replying to @CrystillMath
“Let a poor kid have the Pirate Shop Token or have it for yourself.”
"its not worth it to throw ur whole life away for 14 days of free fortnite items"


























