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only women touch this pussy half the things i say are satirical was @tereziboobs

on the bangbus with spongebob
Joined October 2026
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Jaiden retweeted
played fortnite for 8 hours straight and i got nothing but sprite gizmos and im seeing people who barley even touch this game fucking get the pirate token
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This game genuinely thinks I give a fresh fuck about sprites at a time like this #Fortnite
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>Open treasure chest >Lucky Locator >Open treasure chest >Loading screen >Open treasure chest >Gold A$AP Rocky
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The Mark of a Good Crew 🇺🇸
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We got your back, New York!
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Jaiden retweeted
“yeah i’m getting off we’ve been playing for 16 hours, looted 50000 chests, and it’s 2am we can get the token tomorrow”
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so down in the trenches for the fortnite pirate shop token they have me playing squad
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They call me the goat for a reason #thesebangersdontmakethemselves
"its not worth it to throw ur whole life away for 14 days of free fortnite items"
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Jaiden retweeted
I’m 700 chests down. I can’t sleep without the Fortnite Pirate Token. I can’t breathe without the Fortnite Pirate Token. I can’t eat without the Fortnite Pirate Token. I can’t think straight without the Fortnite Pirate Token. I close my eyes and all I see are chests. I hear chest sounds when I’m not even playing. I haven’t seen sunlight in days. My family is starting to worry about me. My dreams are just me opening chests. I don’t even want the token anymore. I NEED it. I’m not playing Fortnite anymore. Fortnite is playing me.
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Jaiden retweeted
YES FORTNITE GIVE ME MORE SPRITE GIZMOS ILL TAKE WHATEVER YOU GIVE ME LIKE A GOOD BOY I WANT EVERYTHING BUT THE PIRATE SHOP TOKEN
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Jaiden retweeted
This pirate shop token is just Risky Reels incident again, but with the whole fucking map.
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i will not stop making posts about the pirate shop token until i get it
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white people going to school instead of hunting for the fortnite pirate token
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Jaiden retweeted
Replying to @CrystillMath
“Let a poor kid have the Pirate Shop Token or have it for yourself.”
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"its not worth it to throw ur whole life away for 14 days of free fortnite items"
For those who are playing Fortnite endlessly in pursuit of the pirate shop PLEASE don't sacrifice IRL stuff over it. Your friends, family, education, work and other commitments are worth more than opening chests for 6+ hours per day 1/2
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Closed Fortnite and started hearing the chest audio in my head
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When I just bought cyberpunk 2077 and am excited to play gta6 soon but Fortnite just added a rare pirate token in the new season that makes the entire shop free for 2 weeks
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How imma feel with gold asap rocky and no pirate shop coin
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we’re not gonna woke police the game that already has some of the best black character design in the industry
Not a single black character in this battle pass
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