I was married, but I’m better now
Des Moines, IA
Joined February 2012
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Gabby: “How did we go from the last song [Naughty Girl by QVEEN HERBY] to this [reckless driving by Lizzy McAlpine]?”
Me: “Because I am ✨unstable✨”
I’m not okay, actually.
cowboys cry too with the incredible @NoahKahan out friday.
so proud and excited to release this first song in a new chapter of music. pre-save now: orcd.co/cowboyscrytoo
THE GRAMMYS BETTER SAY SORRY RIGHT NOW FOR MAKING MY BABYGIRL @KelseaBallerini CRY. SHE LOOKED SO SAD.
Wouldn’t be mad if Travis decided to quit football to be full-time Cy 👀
After losing a bet, Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce showed up to his press conference wearing the head of Iowa State's mascot Cy the Cardinal. His alma mater Cincinnati lost to Iowa State last weekend. #Kelce #ChiefsKingdom @KCStar
Hey, @NoahKahan. I hope you take time to go to the artist arcade at @hinterlandiowa. I built that floor just for you 🤍
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I finally got a chance to watch the Barbie movie.
If you think it's a man-hating movie, your victim complex is showing.
.@Priceline @bookingcom My friends and I are trying to contact customer service to be compensated for our hotel after the one we booked is “unsafe for occupancy”, and we have been hung up on twice. This is ridiculous.
“Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did.”
No u, Taylor. You changed the lyrics.
#SpeakNowTaylorsVersion
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Picture to Burn
(Homophobic Version)
✨
Better than Revenge
(Misogynistic Version)
#SpeakNowTaylorsVersion
How are my mirrorball girlies feeling after listening to Castles Crumbling? Seen? Bc same. #SpeakNowTV
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Go to concerts alone. Go to dinner alone. Go to the middle of the Amazon rainforest alone. Idgaf doing things alone is the best
I can’t tell you how much more I would have preferred this.
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