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(he/him) (a little fruity) Melbournes biggest Clairo AND Mitski fan.

Victoria, Australia
Joined September 2016
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THE FAR SIDE Gary Larson 11.10.90
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i do not "style" my hair. i let it air-dry and if it looks like shit i kill myself
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Being a woke in a car full of rightoids for work
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First time ever in a red rooster and it’s just to take a shit and not eat
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The Lion is terrified of being perceived as being a creep
Willow Smith says that men approaching women they don’t know and asking them out on a date is nonexistent in today’s society compared to the past.
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Daily Object #540: Fish Hammer
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Suspending my disbelief to watch normal people when they call Daisy Edgar Jones ugly.
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Best episodes of the simpsons are where they’re nice to each other and love each others
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So fucking funny you invite the guy who shot and killed 3 people to the memorial of a guy who was shot and killed
A geeked, Ozempic Kyle Rittenhouse treating the Charlie Kirk Memorial Service like the Emmys red carpet… I’m fucking hallucinating again, dude. Somebody pinch me.
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Taylor Swifte has no aura. What is she actually interested in. Who is she as a person. She has negative personality and it reflects through her music. Bland.
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THE picture of all time
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30 years ago today, 'Smiling Friends' would premier their 7th season with the iconic "Who Shot Mr. Boss (Part Two)" episode that had the world in a frenzy all of the summer of 1995
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Saw the orangutans at the zoo yesterday. Simple creatures that are happy with anything. Much to think about
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clairo’s face card is LETHAL
define ‘face card’
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never stop to appreciate a flower. and NEVER say hi to your mailman. every time you do you lose you 5-10 seconds. add those up over a year and you've wasted 4 minutes that you could have spent dropshipping bootleg indonesian juul pods to sixth graders.
order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee
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