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Well, Patrick, I came over to see if you wanted to go jellyfishing, but I can see you're busy having an episode

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Joined November 2015
Grace🪴 retweeted
imagine your wife writes wood and cleveland about you and her ex got call it what you want
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I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.
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first interview where we didn't have to lie about being collaboratively gay!!
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Covid was like a natural experiment of "what happens if you derail someone's life at age X." We had toddlers delayed on language skills, middle schoolers not learning how to have normal friendships, 20-somethings never getting those early office jobs where you learn stuff.
everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30
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rainbow capitalism is a canary. We don't Want performative corporations cashing in on pride, but when they Don't bother, it is a warning that we're moving backwards in being socially accepted enough to profit off of. Where is my overpriced mug with a flag that Almost exists on it
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Is it bad that I miss rainbow capitalism? Like I went into target yesterday and there was literally no pride shit, not even a tacky button that says “love is love”. At least it was something, even if it was just to make a quick buck off us.
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Maybe he’ll die and that’ll be our nations 250th year birthday gift.
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it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events
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So, the Trumpers who signed up for the $500 Trump phone YEARS ago and have still not received them just got an email saying they will NEVER receive them and.....wait for it.....wait for it...... Trump's keeping their deposit. 🤣😂🤣 Art of the grift.
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I already thought Elon’s mom constantly defending him on twitter was embarrassing. I didn’t even consider that Elon was the one tweeting as his own mom and defending himself, which is maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen
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A reminder of the bubble. I can count on one hand the adults in my social circles who don’t have a college degree.
Counties where the majority of adults (25 and up) have a bachelor's degree or higher:
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I just want to point out.... The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.
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I see no lies here
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This wrecks me every time.
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Grace🪴 retweeted
in a world full of fake performative AI slop girlbosses we have HER
I’m fine with just ignoring reese witherspoon, sandra bullock and anyone else who tries to give us a girlboss argument for AI
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Grace🪴 retweeted
Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7. Stranger: I love your dress. Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS
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Grace🪴 retweeted
Job applications really be like: “Upload your resume… now type your resume… now explain your resume.”
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