writer / wrestling fan / renowned homosexual

Philadelphia, PA
Joined August 2009
I wrote a script called Hellhole that essentially mushes these 4 things together and if you want to read it, I’d be thrilled to send you a copy once I add the finishing touches. (I’m a big fan of this one so get ready for me to be annoying about it, sorry)
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Watching a lot of true crime shit to prepare for something I’m working on and it is insane how many red herrings (false confessions, self incriminating behavior, fake tips) will pop up throughout an unsolved murder case just due to people being bored and weird.
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the wwe already releasing promotional material for the road to crown jewel 2026
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the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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Members of Korn make extended cameo appearance, debut “Falling Away From Me”, in South Park season three, episode ten, Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery (1999)
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Ghostface finds Sidney in a mental institution at the beginning of the film. She’s waiting for him and they fight on the rooftop. Ghostface kills her after they share a kiss. After this extended opening, the film transitions into a new story with a new cast lead by Busta Rhymes.
Real talk, if you could see ANYTHING in the next Scream film - what do you want to see if your beautiful heart could have anything?
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The brass neck of Boomers. Peter was 23 when The Falklands war started. He was 31 when The Gulf War started. Prime fighting age. Why didn’t he sign up? Because for many Boomers, it’s rules for thee but not for me. They treat younger generations as expendables. There to serve them. We pay for your pension Peter, while having no savings and buying 30p pasta. Be grateful and shut up about fighting foreign wars.
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’ Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
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If you watch only one clip from the Philadelphia City Council hearing about the closure of the Academy of Natural Sciences, let it be this one. It — and I don't say this lightly — must be seen to be believed. #SaveTheAcademy
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POV: You are about to witness a murder.
Replying to @SandyofCthulhu
Hi Sandy. Are you well? This is wrong. On January 1, 1993, we sent a press release saying that multiplayer would be in DOOM, a full 8 months before you joined the company. We knew deathmatch would be huge. In that press release, in January 1993, we said multiplayer would be "the number one cause of decreased productivity in businesses around the world." We were sure of it, and we needed no convincing. I understand you are proud of your work on DOOM, and you should be, but please also respect the accuracy of your statements, particularly around game history. My concern is that these false statements are designed to trigger replies (like this one), reposts, and outrage discussion, all with the view of increasing your followers and subscriptions, particularly since this false deathmatch story (among others) is so easily disproved. I’ve even welcomed you to reach out to me ahead of time. You seem to appreciate game history as much as I do. Could you not also make yours accurate?
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it's time to breathe
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We're giving away a copy of Halloween: The Game Limited Collector’s Edition to celebrate the spooky season! 🎃 To enter, simply follow us, repost this post and tell us your favourite moment from the Halloween franchise.
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A classified Silver Shamrock Industries prototype transmission featuring the experimental Magic Pumpkin signal, developed as part of Project Shamrock.
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I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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this cover art fucking blows dude it's so fucking shit
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Hell yeah, closing in on 100 followers on Letterboxd, my excitement for this milestone tells me my impending turning 40 midlife crisis is rolling in right on schedule.
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I have to say, now is a great time to attend a Trump rally because you’ll have multiple opportunities of near silence amidst the small, lifeless crowds to tell this failed dipshit that he just fuckin sucks and have him actually hear you
Heckler: Shove that ballroom up your ass Trump: Go home!
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This is almost certainly true
If Ric Flair stopped drinking he’d die the next day.
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Should probably go back to being strictly fair weather, anytime I watch an Eagles game beginning to end they lose HORRIBLY, good lord.
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Worth tracking down on DVD just for the drunk commentary track, it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life.
Trey Parker flunked out of the University of Colorado for making this musical. Then he and Matt Stone made South Park and said suck balls 🖕
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