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Rachel Heald

@granderach

comically midwestern

 Baltimore, MD
Joined September 2011
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. @Hali how many cardigans are in the closet my guy
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I can’t believe the two best shooters in the NBA, Stephen Curry and Aaron Gordon, are going back and forth like this
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Just got snarfed in Denver, Colorado
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Image from LaMelo Ballsdurf (@Tallsdurf)
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bigsock
@biggersocks13 Sep 2025
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If you say “excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator you can usually get a pity laugh
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m@msnetiker25 Aug 2025
Do you think protein wants to be in all these things
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glimmer@girlremembers3 Aug 2025
ever since i was a little girl i wanted to retire
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Mikael
@BacardiCapital30 Jul 2025
Me doing my work mandated compliance training
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erika@yeeeerika17 Jul 2025
a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent
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CAN WE STOP PUTTING PROTEIN IN EVERYTHING FOR THE LOVE
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Smiling bc we hadn’t seen our tee shots yet (Rachel’s ball was dead center fairway and mine was in the trees)
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me (wired on Monster) explaining heat transfer to the intern
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@sonohoor22 May 2025
“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there
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sarah@slothanova8 May 2025
the only american pope I recognize is kentavious-caldwell
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never have I ever thought, yes let’s interview the coach or a parent DURING THE BASKETBALL GAME.
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it would be an honor to be yelled at by dawn staley
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how it feels trying to get a cable to use at the gym at 6p
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USC Women's Basketball (@USCWBB) profile pictureUSC Women's Basketball
@USCWBB25 Mar 2025
JuJu Watkins sustained a season-ending injury in the NCAA Second Round on Monday night. She will undergo surgery and then begin rehabilitation shortly thereafter.
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it’s that time of year to get irrationally upset at all the guards that are so so terrible at giving their post players good passes
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