gravejones

alright, i’m all done here! packing up. i’m gonna work on getting my personal website at gravejones.com functioning in a friendlier way in the next few weeks. you can find me, my contact info, and relevant social links there.

oh, what could a goomba know?

the mpaa is so funny. i love that there’s a group of people out there who watch every movie and they’re like “mmmm i saw 2 many titties. it’s an R for me.”

i’ve only played ~3 hours of @valens116’s “artisans of splendent vale”, but i think it might be my favorite board game. it’s everything i want out of a game session. it dares to ask: what if the cool shit that usually happens once in a legacy game session just happens constantly?

why’s everyone always laugh when they hear 69? is it because that’s when we made the landing that was lunar?

in 6th grade catholic school i got in trouble for baptizing furbies in the girls’ cafeteria bathroom toilet

i just watching this again and he doesn’t do this but when you read it didn’t it feel like that happened? that’s why that one rocks it’s just outta control bonkers

lmao remember when morpheus sliced up a whole damn semi truck with a katana? sorry but matrix reloaded rules school

it’s sooo funny that computers get hot when they’re working hard…they’re like a little cartoon child thinking so hard their head gets red and starts smoking… what a dumb little machine.. mmmm i’m thinkin so hard..

i miss anna nicole smith

tired of instagram ads where it’s an unsolvable riddle written in marker on a piece of paper… like i would just go to egypt if i wanted to encounter the sphynx on a daily basis

i used to think i was a pretty smart child but i could not tell the difference between these logos until i was probably 12 and thought they all meant wonder woman

i posted a tweet earlier about puppets but it was 2 scary so i deleted it