Grayzer (@grayzerpaul) header
Grayzer (@grayzerpaul) profile picture

Grayzer

@grayzerpaul

Dees. Tunes. San McGuigan. BBC throbber/spoofer /// Co-host of @uwtbpodcast iy.

 Dundee, Scotland
Joined August 2012
  • Tweets74.1K
  • Following2.4K
  • Followers2.3K
9.1KMedia
Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)Photo by Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
So got the call this morning that my Grandad had passed away peacefully this morning at Victoria Hospital. To say we're upset is an understatement. I lost my Gran in June & now my Grandad today. At least they're both at peace & together again ♥
Image from Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
63
1
139
Grayzer retweeted
LogKa (@LogKa11) profile picture
LogKa
@LogKa1119h
Ben-Gvir’s family look like they steal copper wires and catalytic converters for a living.
Image from LogKa (@LogKa11)
193
406
52
6,403
213,285
Unbelievable
Grayzer (@grayzerpaul) profile pictureGrayzer@grayzerpaul11h
Owen Goodman btw. Unbelievable keeper
2
5
1
119
3,278
@marinasperoni please show Julian this save 💙
1
156
🗣️ “They’re going about things in an incredible manner and receiving a lot of plaudits. They certainly deserve it.” Steven Pressley “couldn’t be prouder” of his Dundee side as they beat Kilmarnock 3-1 ⤵️
2
11
2
173
19,041
Seen this on Instagram. RIP Giorgi Nemsadze 💙
4
4
2
52
1,467
Image from Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
Image from Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
Image from Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
Image from Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
1
5
109
And I said...
Image from Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
1
2
56
973
That Barco of Chelsea is dug meat
Image from Grayzer (@grayzerpaul)
1
1
4
540
Owen Goodman btw. Unbelievable keeper
6
2
1
155
5,120
Grayzer retweeted
Dan (@JeSuisUnDan) profile picture
Dan@JeSuisUnDanOct 27
Rose East
East German Visuals (@GDRvisuals) profile pictureEast German Visuals
@GDRvisualsOct 27
A young East German border guard, 1977.
Image from East German Visuals (@GDRvisuals)
30
101
8
2,205
51,190
What the fuckin hell is even that? Cunts like this goin on national TV spouting this utter garbage should automatically qualify them for a hard drive check and then the tin pail. Fuckin hell.
Alethea Bernard (@Tush27J) profile pictureAlethea Bernard@Tush27JOct 27
Lady Colin Campbell. Paedophile apologist, re Jeffrey Epstein. "The offence for which he was charged and for which he went to prison was soliciting prostitution from minors. That is not the same as paedophilia." Splitting hairs to justify paedophilia!!
1
7
780
That's no another clean sheet fir McCracken is it?
283
There will be a minute's applause before tomorrow's match against Kilmarnock in memory of Giorgi Nemsadze. The Dundee players will again wear black armbands, and there will be a special match programme in his honour.
Image from Dundee Football Club (@DundeeFC)
1
29
2
327
8,629
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsOct 26
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package of 'everyday fixes' bbc.in/4zTnQ4K
Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

Healey vows cheaper marmalade and gherkins in pre-Budget package

The chancellor will axe tariffs on some staples as part of plans to give households "breathing space".

bbc.com
13
219
3
3,142
103,268
cunts trapped in an episode of bargain hunt 🤣
leep (@leep_sn) profile pictureleep@leep_snOct 26
There is a lot going on in Holloway’s house…
Image from leep (@leep_sn)
33
427
7
17,105
316,359
The funk soul brother
TheDerryPlonker (@DarkBlueDundee) profile pictureTheDerryPlonker@DarkBlueDundee5 Oct 2025
Replying to @DundeeFC
Pressley out now
2
7
694
🆕 Ep 186 | Giorgi Nemsadze 💙 A tribute to Nemsadze 👑 One of the greatest to wear the Dark Blue 🐼 Defeat on Saturday 🐿️ Killie this Wednesday night at Dens 🗣️ Our interview with Ashley Hay ➕ Much more 🔗 linktr.ee/uwtbpodcast
Image from Up Wi' The Bonnets Podcast (@uwtbpodcast)
11
27
1,246
Imagine telling a Bournemouth fan 20 years ago that they'd beat both AC Milan and Manchester United 3-0 in the same week
119
5,026
87
69,903
845,370
Ally Donadson @DundeeFC Had two separate spells at Dens Park (1961–1971 and 1976–1980)
Image from FootballRetroPlus (@robertmdaws)
1
5
1
64
2,073
Grayzer retweeted
DB (@dyIanbrett) profile picture
DB@dyIanbrettOct 25
The funk soul brother
Henry (@henryd91932) profile pictureHenry@henryd91932Oct 25
Carrick out now 😡😡
191
2,766
83
44,638
1,071,500
Load more