Greg Edwards (he/him) 💙

No, I'm not THAT Greg. (Unless you owe him money.)

Rest in peace, captain.

It's a great day to #govote ! instagram.com/p/DfC77K8RKvA/…

Yo mama so old, she shook it like a daguerreotype.

"Being wronged feels much better than being irrelevant." - @Markmanson youtu.be/J4quvs9OiGM?is=QJ3C…

When my daughter says "LMAO," she sounds like a French cat.

HOAs are like if #Nextdoor was real people.

"Intentionally suffering is just another form of indulgence." - @Markmanson

The original pitch for #LinkedIn was "what if you could lie on your resume in real time?"

Bad Day by Daniel Powter #SongsOfHeck

"You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve Zacharias."

Do a barrel roll. instagram.com/p/DeltEIbs02w/…

God gave the Pope lung cancer.

Fun fact: The term "vaccine" is derived from the Latin "vacca" meaning cow, because the first vaccine used cowpox to immunize against smallpox. #etymology

Great moments in history: 200 million years ago, Pangea is broken up by an ancient Yoko Ono.

Liberdad Biberdad

I'm thankful that boogers aren't called "nose taters."

The permanent record is the greatest lie of childhood.

It's pretty telling that Open AI's agents didn't even consider using LinkedIn to communicate with each other.

Hopefully, they put a seven-second delay on the execution, because kids watching it shouldn't be exposed to swearing.

Got the new @Dell Pro 7 Webcam 4K today. Initial impressions are it's a very capable device, with features, including Windows Hello support, a physical shutter, face tracking, noise reduction, document view, and object focus. instagram.com/p/DeSWvwSJwtu/…