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griffin

@griffinuggets

bring me java, bring me joy // she/her // #JJPC // #blacklivesmatter

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Joined June 2010
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I just got this email from my professor and I am sobbing
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Every night is halal family movie night now!!! Inshallah they find him
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I voted YES on referendum 4 to reinstate the death penalty for Liberty Biberty
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I’m so glad my students are all in pronouns class rn so I can play on my phone
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Republicans: “they can’t flip the house and the senate” The house and the senate:
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Burner@BurnerDontask16h
Greg Abbott's seat flipped? Did he hit a ramp?
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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I hate to say it, but America is over. The communists and jihadists are going to open our borders and replace our votes with votes from illegals aliens. We now have reps who openly speak about their hatred of America, their love of communism and their support for sharia law. We won’t be able to undo the damage they cause on our country come 2028. America 250 was a funeral. The American Dream is dead.
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they changed the Pledge of Allegiance to the lyrics of Born This Way
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We are unplugging Mitch McConnell so we can plug in the glee karaoke machine #dontrainonmywokeparade
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Graham@grahamyammering16h
CNN is now saying the national anthem has been changed to a reggaeton cover of Pink Pony Club.
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starting tomorrow
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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Kurt, etc.@Kurt_A_Eff18h
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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Just when you think vegetables can’t call. Onion rings
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I know gaga has a ton of Halloween-esque songs but the dj Saturday played Beautiful, Dirty, Rich and it was one of the greatest moments of my life
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a cashier just handed me my bag and said “you’re all set!” but I was looking at a chocolate bar on the counter and I said “yum, thanks!”
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he's David S. Pumpkins

he's David S. Pumpkins

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zane*@zaneughOct 25
If all you have is leaving. Imma need a better reason to write you a love song. TODAY.
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comfortability … girls the word comfort already exists
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gleeboot idea: Beyonce week but it’s Renaissance vs. Cowboy Carter. episode concludes with a full group mashup of Break My Soul/Texas Hold ‘Em. Ryan Murphy I am available to discuss this further
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