Say it like it is, so long as it's amusing. Philadelphia is the best city in the world with terrible sports teams. Everything is better when you add pork.
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I spent many days away from @Twitter and I was much happier. 5 minutes back and I despair for the future of humanity. So, good bye. It's for the best of humanity that everyone leaves this cesspool of hatred and nonsense and racism and intolerance. Face to face only is best.
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Gillclift sounded too much like a soap villan. xitter.gq/grumpyhumbug/status/97…
Now that you mention it, I don’t think @jessebgill and I have ever been in the same room before ...
Wait a minute, are these really two different people? @jessebgill
@joeytainment @NerdistNews @Sci_Phile #nntb #lourdenmiller @JessicaChobot @vorpahlsword @alicialutes
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That took longer than I thought... xitter.gq/NBCNightlyNews/status/…
An Oregon man filed suits Monday claiming Dick's Sporting Goods and Walmart discriminated against the 20-year-old when they refused to sell him a rifle. nbcnews.to/2HaXNMi
Peak Florida. Only missing meth. xitter.gq/_FloridaMan/status/963…
Shoutout the opportunistic car jacker who may or may not realize they’re currently rolling around Jacksonville with a dead body. xitter.gq/JSOPIO/status/96316018…
I hate being single this time of year. Every damn place is reminding me that I should be "with" someone. Let me be single. I'm happier that way. #singlevalentine @AnnaKendrick47
This is for everyone who ever wanted a flying car. @Sci_Phile @DanCasey @nerdist xitter.gq/SpaceX/status/96100155…
Grumpy Humbug retweeted
#SpaceX has just pulled off maybe the nerdiest thing in human history: nerdi.st/2BflMtJ
We can still find a way to fuck it all up... xitter.gq/MattMira/status/960348…
Just don’t know if the @patriots can come back from such a HUGE deficit. Jk 😂 #OverconfidentSportFan