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I went on a walk today and took this video 📸🎞️

The issue with Richard Ayoade is, unlike the likes of Jason or Sanjeev, who were also playing into not caring/being a gremlin with the format, you could tell with the latter two they still wanted to be there and were engaged, whereas with Richard it’s like brah why you doing this

It’s funny cause, I went to catholic school, and he could’ve opened any page of the bible and pulled the first passage he saw as a way to answer the question, but he just… didn’t 😭

Getting Francis Bourgeois to do Taskmaster feels like a godtier booking. Unexpected one that I’m here for.

Richard Ayoade being the only contestant not to dress up for the season final sums up this whole season of Taskmaster

todays outfit 🌞

The Crown Season 4 becomes even better on rewatch after learning how viscerally racist Thatchers husband was, and how viscerally thick yet utterly privileged her son was.

I have once again become obsessed with only shooting on film, and ignoring the multiple digital cameras I have.

There’s such a level of irony that when this story initially broke, we all collectively went “well, it’s obviously David Walliams isn’t it”. Truly the Streisand Effect playing out in real time.

When I listened to this for the first time, I never did I relate harder to a menu. Fuck starters, I wanna indulge in a big big main meal, and then make myself feel sick with a very sweet dessert before I go home and question what I’ve done 🙂‍↕️

I’m now an historian 🙂‍↕️

Only child’s and also children who’re the youngest sibling both have the vibe of someone who never got punched growing up. But in two very different ways.

some pics i took today 📸✨

It’s hard not to just laugh at Russell Brand and how he has literally no one willing to come to his trial and speak to his character. Even Ted Bundy had someone who was willing to stand before a judge and say “I like the guy”, and he was a fucking serial killer.

My Polaroid camera stalled on me and I accidentally took a double exposure image, but lowkey I kinda like it 🎞️✨

I made a YouTube video. Gloucestershire Airport has no regular commercial passenger flights to or from the airport. Yet despite its tiny size, it does have a very lively pub, and investigate that. youtu.be/VFIt21kKdGk

Pierre Novellie is fun because he out-autisms me on being very autistic about World War Two facts.

I’m 27 and I still don’t know the phonetic alphabet. I’ll just raw dog it when I need it, and hope for the best.

Channel 4’s It Gets Worse has left me nothing but slightly down bad for this one woman.