Your Damn Uncle

The blacks love me. #LiesTrumpHasTold – at Philadelphia, PA

Karen: Ray misses the old version of me. Gizelle: Oh he misses that. Ain't no way. #RHOP

Nurse: This is the opioid alternative consent form. Me: Wait. There were opioids?

To the undecided voters this Midterm election: I will consider breaking my 5 years of celibacy if we flip the house and senate blue. My body, your choice. Quid pro ho!

I think it's great @lyft is offering a 50% (up to $10) discount off a ride to your local polling place by preloading code VOTE26. Save that 'I voted' sticker for someone who cares. You gotta find your own way home! #Midterms #VOTE

If Democrats don't win the midterms, when's the insurrection ? Will it be ADA compliant? Because I am not ascending no damn walls. ​Asking for a friend. We need to know what sensible orthotic footwear to pack.

Neurodivergents for Angie Nixon (@AngieNixon). We will not be at the events or polls and likely early voted. (Now, back to your regularly scheduled events.) – at Florida, USA

Kendall Jenner: Dad... Me: I'm a bitch now. #Kardashians

Sorry to Lisa #Vanderpump, but #VisionQuest is on.

My microwave: "You gone eat this shit or not, you 30-second adding ass bitch."

Re: #VisionQuest ​I’d be sick if I sat through eight hours of makeup and silicone prosthetics only for James Spader to completely eat me up in a cardigan.

Carole and Ghislaine #RHONY

Reparations with a hard R. #Lanterns – at Nebraska, USA

.@Converse is why your feet are flat now. Even your arches are oppressed.

Ben Shelton when they bring up Black history at the US Open.

I made it just in time for a Sabalenka loss spiral. It's better when the winner is a woman of color, but #USOpen winner Rybakina will suffice.

Is @CocoGauff is about to put Elena Rybakina coach seat on the next red-eye to Kazakhstan? #USOpen

I loved the Lindsay Graham In Memorial segment of the RNC feat Hasan Piker. Who did the body,?

Did Alcaraz do a death drop? #usopen

Shelton escapes Alcaraz at US Open.

I got up to pee at 3 am and watched Ben Shelton edge out Alcaraz in the #USOpen Quarterfinal.