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i dont care that halloween is over put the fucking cat ears back on

this was maybe the gayest weekend i've ever had

i need to take a bath can i borrow somebody's bathtub

you'll have multiple posts going big blowing up ur notifs while ur busy with the biggest bender weekend of the year and people will STILL unfollow u after not getting a follow back in 3hrs

first you must recover your sleep then your diet then your clean apartment then your gym routine and eventually your body will heal from the bender

getting big on twitter is terrifying last night i saw another wiccan and told him i also did that so i showed him a pic of me in the costume from the night before and this man ive never met in my life said "oh i've seen this already"

this weekend i watched oomf display a level of social acuity i didnt think was possible from someone addicted to this site

i dont want halloween to be over i love dressing up and partying in costume why cant we do it all year

does anyone wanna come over and cuddle through the day

*paws at you* hey can we go dance *paws at you* hey can we go dance *paws at you* hey can we go dance *paws at you* hey can we go dance

i wanna take a boy homeeeeeee

we're doing the hard drugs tn

sushi right before a night out has been going really well for me lately

somehow used it to buy $126 of goods on amazon not quite sure how

grocery store had my flavor of pringles in stock it appears the universe is on our side tonight my friends

do i take a nap or just endure it

fuck i forgot i have to use the visa gift card my aunt gave me many years ago cause it expires literally tomorrow but how do i spend ANOTHER $100

successfully woke up without a hangover and with 6 full hours of sleep which perfectly sets me up for going hard again tonight