and now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good.

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we have to save the bees rhis is not a fucking joke anymore
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tears in my eyes i just saw a guy giving another guy blowjob on my tl guys what are you all doing can we have any decorum here
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its not even an oomf omg the algorithm just wanted me to see that
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sister asked me to cut her hair now shes yelling at me 🤦‍♀️ you handed me the scissors brah
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who wants a haircut hmu 50 rs only
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girl in class is deadass texting w her cai bot hows this real world bro what the hell
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does anyone else feel super stupid when you can’t answer a question that prof asked (to the whole class) like wow i shouldn’t be here theres no point to me i dont know the answer at all not even an inkling
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the concept of being able to answer questions abt spinoza and colonial empiricism but not where the poet is composing from
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Don’t come on my page disagreeing with me this a dick riding page only
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I CUT MY BANGS TOO SHORT I LOOK LIKE A BOY I AM A TEENAGE BOY WITH A KATORA CUT OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS OVER ITS OVER I FORGOT MY FOREHEAD IS BIG AND CUT IT TOO SHORT OH GOD IM A BOY IM A BOY NOW
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if u guys are thinking i look ugly thats lwk on you😕
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i have tears in my eyes mom asked me for my cats and later i found them in kitchen like this oh god why is she so cute
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best friend is going on a date with a guy who owns a horse and she is being so nonchalant about it its not everyday you meet people who have fucking horses brah
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me and shivani being 10x more excited on call than her
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shivani deadass giving us baddua that we will get ghosted by guys we like astagfirullah give her account back😭💔💔she done lost her mind after the breakup
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“mera sath hua hai toh sabke saath hona chaiye” TAKE HER AWAY
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aksh retweeted
Photographer captures first-ever polka-dotted zebra 📸 @ratishnairphotography
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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if someone tells you they will beat the shit out of you isn’t that a good thing? they are technically doing you a favour…you won’t have any shit left because they will beat it out of you! Let Me beat the shit out of You guys.
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if i say you are full of shit and then i say i will beat the shit out of u am i not an angel for doing you a favour..?
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