* 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 .ᐟ

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀* 𖥻 ( 𝒷𝘢𝘣𝘺’𝘴 ) 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 , ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰. . . ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘆.⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

aw, did her haunting keep him up?

i’m under your bed.

oh, like yours? tell everyone what you like to do?

“ 22, ” she turns around to face him again, “ and still acting like a baby. ” he’s lucky carmen’s not sending anything flying at his head yet.

no, i was lying.

i’m under your bed.

she’s openly skeptical, eyes scanning him up and down for any trace of something being horribly wrong. nothing up confirm, * yet. she’s lifting her hand again, swiping it through his head quickly. back and forth, again and again.

she’s pulling her hand back, keeping it close to her unmoving chest. “ no! what if i kill you, ” a laugh is bubbling at her throat, “ again. . . ”

there’s a small, mischievous smile forming — she’s not sure she’s ever done this before, “ okay. ” her hand, once solid, swipes through his head with ease. . . what if she mummified him?

by murdering the innocent?

i’m being nice.

she’s dramatically rolling her eyes, spinning on her heels. “ don’t be a baby, i didn’t hit you that hard. ”

so you’re telling me this show doesn’t have death or murder, then?

a gift. . . being dead? isn’t that a funny way of looking at things. alright, what do you propose?

she still can, but it may make things worse for him. might even feel like a lobotomy. she’s lifting a hand, gently touching his temple, “ you sure about this? ”

⠀╱ wish i could tell y’all about the elderly cannibal couple i dreamt about but it’d turn into a 10 tweet thread because i had to relive multiple victims trying to escape 😹

she can totally take care of that for him, all she has to do is wave her hand through his head. and, she’s lying, of course.

you totally are!