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mdh

@haggardbones

they drew first blood.

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Joined April 2009
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Communist California, November 2026.
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Youre laughing. The Wendy's Baconator is about to replaced with the Halal Chicken Shawarma Burger and you're laughing?
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a dog just shot and killed kristi noem
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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Made pancakes for breakfast. Took dogs to the creek. Voted. Went to a matinee (A Talent for Murder - very good) and just pulled out a few ribeyes for dinner. God bless America.
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I’m not good at this.
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I’m rooting for the Brewers to sweep only because I want John Smoltz to stop talking.
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I feel so bad for Vivek Ramaswamy’s wife. Just an all time fucking nerd.
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Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now
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when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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garshmo@garshmoOct 14
I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver
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WBR@W_B_RickOct 15
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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@covie_93Oct 12
You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
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One of my greatest joys is both my dogs being able to acknowledge and differentiate all 4,672 of their nicknames.
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Bzz@bazyleeshekOct 5
ai slop made me appreciate manmade dogshit
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[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?" [SMITH]: "We aren't." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>
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Thought about restarting LOST, but I don’t think I’m in a position for any type of 18-month relationship.
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This is what every meal feels like when you’re a dog
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@LasVegasFillSep 27
Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?
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