Tween

You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.

To the girl who still has braces in college; it could be worse. You could be Steven Glansberg.

@briannayates__ xitter.gq/granniewinkle/status/5…

I noticed you're wearing open toed shoes. Since when did you become a whore?

Snowday nowday owday wday day dayl daylo daylong

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence

THE DANCERS ARE STANDING FOR THE NEXT 46! Support DG & SigPi in our journey to defeat pediatric cancer! #THON2015#FTK thndr.it/179wWhS

Just saw a thong on the sidewalk #stayclassypennstate

If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.

"@FuckJerry xitter.gq/FuckJerry/status/55848…" @finlayoung

WE ARE 💙

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a Brie?

Hank Moody is the definition of a DILF

Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice...strike three.

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

There's no cure for stupid

Damn CATA bus driver drives like a damn animal

I look like a mole person today

Things are getting a little cattywampus around here

do you crumple up your toilet paper or fold it nicely??? #replytweet