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fartyG5000

@half_home
 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined August 2019
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taylor ❄️ (@_wunderkite) profile picturetaylor ❄️@_wunderkiteSep 24
how woke is ur favourite beatle
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You know what hell yeah
NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) profile pictureNFL Memes
@NFLMemesSep 14
How it feels watching the 2026 New York Giants
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woman walking into dollar tree saying “let’s see what’s happening at the dollar tree”, dramatic romantic music in the background
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@Trail_CamsAug 31
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Colm Flynn
@colmflynnireAug 25
That time Dolly Parton made a surprise appearance and sang in Páidí Ó Sé’s pub in Dingle, Co. Kerry, back in 1990. Rest in peace, Dolly.
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Golden hour on the endless grasslands
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I know some of you find me insufferable sorry about that
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Ok ok love it love it
rdg (@ReplyDog) profile picturerdg@ReplyDogJul 2
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I’ll allow it
Yewfie 🦭🛜 (@yewfnet) profile pictureYewfie 🦭🛜
@yewfnetJul 1
Train seal?
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Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) profile pictureRolling Stone
@RollingStoneJun 25
“Some people bowl every Friday night. We ride.” These guys are lifers, true believers, a family affair. Or as Neil and Crazy Horse would say, they’re prisoners of rock & roll. 🎸 rollingstone.com/music/music…
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Apple Mouse
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Interesting
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Bob speaks in @nytimes
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Dog with pipe, 1875
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Sekans
@sekansnewsApr 22
Bir Rus kadın maymunla sohbet ederken maymunun verdiği tepkiler viral oldu.
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Nice I’m doing this
jacob jones (@jacobfuknjones) profile picturejacob jones@jacobfuknjonesApr 5
Drinking Alone on Easter..
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uncle ric
@ihatethiskidMar 27
Wow
uncle ric (@ihatethiskid) profile pictureuncle ric
@ihatethiskidMar 26
I thought “Damn that’s the coolest album cover I’ve ever seen” then I realized it was the beach boys then I realized I don’t really know the beach boys
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Do not joke with me
Wong Updates (@WongUpdates) profile pictureWong Updates
@WongUpdatesFeb 10
Jeremy Renner has announced ‘JEREMY RENNER APP 2’ “No ID scanning. No blue checkmarks. No snowplows. Just me. Just pure Renner.” (via: Deadline)
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Might have to start smoking weed again
Dovetail Games (@dovetailgames) profile pictureDovetail Games@dovetailgamesFeb 5
Thomas & Friends™: Wonders of Sodor and Deluxe Edition are coming soon.  A magical journey awaits! Explore the Wonders of Sodor as you’ve never seen them before!  Wishlist via wondersofsodor.com
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