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jess

@halfsleepers
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La Mode Unknown (@LaModeUnknown) profile pictureLa Mode Unknown
@LaModeUnknownNov 8
The ✨️Gucci Girls✨️ at LACMA: Alix Earle, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Elsa Hosk and Candice Swanepoel.🪡
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you guys are experiencing mass psychosis
tori 💜☀️ (@karagachsarnold) profile picturetori 💜☀️@karagachsarnoldNov 6
will yall jump me if i say im genuinely hoping that connor and rylee win this season. like i love dani and ezra and amber and pasha but the joy i get watching connor dance each week is unmatched. and yeah i genuinely think they have a shot at winning this entire competition 🤷🏼‍♀️
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let’s keep the blue wave going and get zionist/republicans val jenna d and rylee out of the ballroom next week!!!!!! #dwts
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tatyana and jan vs val and jenna in the dance off are you actually kidding me it’s getting to a fucking point i genuinely need the producers to rot in hell #dwts
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and when the judges tell connor for the 91828282th time he’s not leading and is lacking technique then what #dwts
lizzie : baroness britney stan (@parvsdoubledubs) profile picturelizzie : baroness britney stan@parvsdoubledubsNov 4
Grammy Night Songs and Styles #dwts *i don’t have relays but i will add if i find them!!
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Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start
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They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
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mayor zohran mamdani saved the country btw
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Not to be dramatic but Zohran getting elected as mayor last year maybe changed the course of American politics forever
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voted blue in connecticut
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connor be a man and go home instead you’re a fucking dud in this competition and your fans are brain dead imbeciles #dwts
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ken@hollandgisNov 3
derek was too busy gargling on connor's balls to give objective feedback #dwts
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all 9’s vs all 10’s like we didn’t already know this was coming from the song choice alone this show pisses me off #dwts
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okay so that was a set up #DWTS
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everyone underestimated team slaytopia whole time they have heart soul morals!!! they never really lose i loved it #dwts
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what did i say??????
jess (@halfsleepers) profile picturejess@halfsleepersOct 29
so when connor is critiqued for his lack of technique again next week will his fans revert back to the narrative of judges being too harsh on him or will they conjure up a new excuse #dwts
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connor is literally walking across the floor #dwts
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Jenna J/Harry achieved another perfect score, while Tatyana is consistently undervalued and misogyny persists as women remain overlooked. pissed is an understatement. #dwts
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i can’t wait for the day the chmerkovsky’s aren’t asked back as pros i’m sick and tired #dwts
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jenna and val i can’t wait for you to be the shock elimination tonight #dwts
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