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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: The Premier League could give Bruno Fernandes a 3 MATCH BAN ❌ They believe he committed the same offence as Phil Foden and should be punished accordinglyΒ  An apology has already been issued to Manchester City over the incident
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool plan to HIJACK Newcastle’s move for Nico Gonzalez βœ… The player had agreed personal terms with Newcastle but has had his head turned by Liverpool He is willing to accept a lower salary to secure a move to Anfield
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Xabi Alonso has CONFIRMED that Robert Sanchez struggled with his vision βœ… He couldn’t see clearly during the entire match vs Fulham which led to multiple mistakes And after multiple tests they found he has the hand eye coordination of a toddler
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have slapped a Β£100 million price tag on Cody Gakpo βœ… The club feel he showed vs Newcastle that he is the best winger in the leagueΒ  Spurs are still pursuing feeling that they are getting a Ballon d’Or level player
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool want to KEEP Cody Gakpo after his performance vs Newcastle βœ… If they don’t manage to sign Bradley Barcola they are happy to have Gakpo as the main option Liverpool feel he was the best player on the pitch on the opening day
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have had a bid of Β£90 million ACCEPTED for Yankuba Minteh βœ… Following their draw to Newcastle, they want to act fast to bring in reinforcementsΒ  Iraiola can’t put himself through watching Rio Ngumoha play off the right again
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have REJECTED a Β£120 million bid from Spurs for Cody Gakpo ❌ Liverpool have stated based on the current market he is worth a minimum of Β£150 million And having also watched Spurs capitulation vs Brentford, they feel they are in no position to bargain
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool STILL WANT both Bradley Barcola and Ibrahim Mbaye βœ… Liverpool have had several bids REJECTED but plan to keep pursuing the deal PSG have asked Liverpool to STOP offering Cody Gakpo and Jeremie Frimpong as a part of the deal
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have ACCEPTED PSG’s €70 million asking price for Ibrahim Mbaye βœ… Liverpool tried to offer Cody Gakpo as part of the deal to get it over the line PSG have stated they’d be much happier just taking the €70 million
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Manchester United are considering SACKING Michael Carrick after loss vs Hull ❌ They didn’t see any positives from the game and are wondering what they did during pre season
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πŸš¨πŸ’£ 𝗕π—₯π—˜π—”π—žπ—œπ—‘π—š: Liverpool have been left SHOCKED following Araujo’s first training session 😳 There are major concerns over his concentration levels as he struggled within the session With staff believing it could take him up to 6 weeks to be fully fit
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