
YERRR | @pennythecate & @nickynatsuki
Joined August 2019
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young thunc retweeted
I can wag my prolapse like a tail but it hurts because it's super bruised from having to sit on it all the time so I always wince
young thunc retweeted
我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
young thunc retweeted
toda mulher tem um ex q ameaçava se matar caso vc terminasse com ele e tá vivo ate hoje
young thunc retweeted
i just peed 0.7 pounds of pee is that good @rkelly
young thunc retweeted
Lowkey when a woman talks about her incompetent idiot husband he always sounds like me
young thunc retweeted
ADHD is an extremely embarrassing disorder to have. Sorry I have the condition that makes me play games instead of doing work
young thunc retweeted
Finding a random person on the street and making them my primary care physician
young thunc retweeted
My bitch girlfriend broke up with me just because I have eczema and athlete’s foot and ringworm and jaundice and plaque psoriasis and scabies and pinkeye and diabetic thrush and diphtheria and whooping cough and jock itch and leprosy
young thunc retweeted
Standing up to give my seat on the subway to an elderly lady and then sitting back down on top of her
young thunc retweeted
Got kicked out of the garden centre for asking if they have any penis fly traps



















