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Joined August 2019
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my house got burned down by a firefly
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I can wag my prolapse like a tail but it hurts because it's super bruised from having to sit on it all the time so I always wince
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temu foreskin restoration kit
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chat… is this real?
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我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里,使劲一夹给夹爆,然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来,有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精,往里面灌点,蟑螂什么的就出来了,完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的,毕竟都定期来姨妈的,脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的,后来火辣辣的,冰火两重天操起来很刺激,用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里,翻出来当社会人,翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容,把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边,然后高价卖给公狗。
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i just got stung by a dog
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toda mulher tem um ex q ameaçava se matar caso vc terminasse com ele e tá vivo ate hoje
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i just peed 0.7 pounds of pee is that good @rkelly
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Biting off all of my fingernails and farting
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Lowkey when a woman talks about her incompetent idiot husband he always sounds like me
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ADHD is an extremely embarrassing disorder to have. Sorry I have the condition that makes me play games instead of doing work
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Finding a random person on the street and making them my primary care physician
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Brushes my teeth and goes to bed
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facebook margaretplace . a place for margaret
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someone very close to me bought the spicy doritos on accident once & they washed them off in the sink one by one & then recooked them in the oven & I ate one & it tasted like earlobe
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My bitch girlfriend broke up with me just because I have eczema and athlete’s foot and ringworm and jaundice and plaque psoriasis and scabies and pinkeye and diabetic thrush and diphtheria and whooping cough and jock itch and leprosy
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i may be white but ive never worn pajama pants in public before.
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Standing up to give my seat on the subway to an elderly lady and then sitting back down on top of her
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Got kicked out of the garden centre for asking if they have any penis fly traps
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making my cat watch 8 mile so she understands what kinda white people we are
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