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ur favorite bipolar wife guy

Texas, USA
Joined November 2022
Call me Dyson the way I just keep on sucking in new and innovative ways
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Tryna motorboat the pussy
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I need to keep an eye on my mental state because I just bought a darning kit on a whim for some reason
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I鈥檓 sick and tired of y鈥檃ll giving credit to transplants. Most of em only moved here to try and turn Texas into MAGA California, which just managed to piss off everyone Talarico won by 1.2M. That feat was only possible because native Texans鈥攍iberal AND conservative鈥攃ame together
If you are having trouble trying to wrap your head around what happened in Texas and Nevada last night, let me help explain it for you. In 2024 alone, roughly 77,000 people moved from California to Texas. That same year, about 53,000 moved from California to Nevada. Those two states just delivered some of the biggest Democratic wins of the night. James Talarico flipped the U.S. Senate seat and became the first Democrat to win a Texas Senate race since 1988 Gina Hinojosa defeated Greg Abbott and became the first Democratic governor of Texas in decades Aaron Ford defeated incumbent Republican Joe Lombardo and flipped the governor鈥檚 office.
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Do any monkeys actually go ooh ooh ahh ahh or are they playing us?
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how do i erase myself from everyone's brain i don't want people to know me anymore
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Man I do not need to be talking about about some of the things I delete on here
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This was about Niecy Nash's assets
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I hope Gina Hinojisa literally m没*d3rs elon musk
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I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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What are the odds that Elon's life ends by his own hands
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She got dressed. I'm no longer saved
The only thing saving me right now is wife in cozy sweater no panties
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i love twitter. it鈥檚 got movie talk, friendly faces, pornography and warnings of the coming nuclear holocaust.
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The only thing saving me right now is wife in cozy sweater no panties
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The only thing saving me right now is wife in cozy sweater no panties
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brain fog and anhedonia for dinner tonight
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I really think that all of the tumblr hipster performative reading is what helped millennials be the most literate generation
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Does Pepsi make anyone else's teeth squeaky what is that about
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Church's biscuits with Golden Chick chicken would be a killer combo, they should collab
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I don't want to run for office or be a public figure but I want to run shit. You know?
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Me to myself if I don't eat my wife's butt soon
Okay I went from libbing out to leftisting out. I'll switch back to depressed pervert mode soon
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