ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
Daily affirmations:
1. Escalate every situation as much as possible.
2. Never trust anyone.
3. Every single person is your enemy.
4. The demons call and you must respond.
5. Milk first cereal second and must be served on a flat plate.
6. Enjoy yourself no matter what you do.
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
Sunday affirmations: nobody at my job can hurt me. Nobody is going to hurt me. They can’t get me. I’m safe and they aren’t going to hurt me.
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
i love his slightly confused and uncomfortable face while claire is making small talk. my guy can fall out of planes and jump on moving trains but he cannot talk to a preteen girl
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
"Do you have a penis or a vagina" I don't know. I've never looked down there and I'm scared to
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛᴀʀʏ retweeted
if you ignore the fact that i have hurt and killed so many people in the past with no intentions of change nor penance, I'm actually a good person. I'm literally nice. Do you want to come to my basement tomorrow. I have pizza and cheesesticks


































