'Sup, babe. It's me. Your main man. The hero. The Jack of your dreams. It's okay to be attracted to me. Honestly, I'd be weirded out if you weren't. See, the th
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((nobody move or you'll jinx it but i think the Muse is coming back so. if there are actual rp desires, ya handsome boy is listening.))
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I keep trying to make a scathing comment about why Axton can't be a father figure but every single one ends up being an own on myself.
Speaking from the perspective of being a ship at one point, totes could lewd a ship.
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Vasquez would be the type to call himself dummy thicc. No, I don't know why I felt the need to think AND tweet that. Chalk it up to day drinking.
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Y'know how every time you boot up Windows and it always, without fail, needs an update? Try that with a shit synthetic body. My brain is the blue screen of death every morning.
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Alright alright alright alright alright. I get it. I get it. Everyone got a little bit of content and you're all back to try to shove your hands down my pants again.
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