Jirre maah binnet! Aa've been klapping the gym in preparation for Phase 2 of maah plan to unmoffie SA. Soon, charna! xitter.gq/SmartiHarti/status/596…
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"The rest of us get confused... but not @HardEddy" - @GarethCliff on @CliffCentralCom. Absolutely RAAGHT, maah boy! cliffcentral.com/podcasts/
Go here & stream the Monday morning @GarethCliff jol, where Aah tune all about the boxing "faaght" this weekend! cliffcentral.com/podcasts/
Hundreds of millions of dollars, okes staying up all naaght... And not even ONE solid liberty? Boet, you get better value in a Alberton Keg.
Jirre boet. When Zimbabweans are fleeing home in their thousands, you must know your country's a kak jol.
Jirre, @Blitzboks! Aa've #GOTYOURBACK 10 000%, boet! Klap it laak it stole your parking, charnas! xitter.gq/GordLaws/status/589064…
Working on it, maah very faan binnet! Shhhhh... Don't tune anyone though xitter.gq/kissmyBBM/status/58822…
Dribbing it LAAV on the @GarethCliff Morning Jol on @CliffCentralCom!
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Taam to go drib the Gareth Cliff Morning Jol in the FACE, boet! I'll be LAAV from 8am. Schweet tits! @CliffCentralCom
Jirre! Gonna be LAAV on @GarethCliff's Morning Jol from 8am tomorrow morning! Tune in, boet! RT in the FACE, charnas!
Retweet it in its TITS, boet: I'll be LAAV on the @GarethCliff Morning JOL! Mon, from 8am. Tune in or I'll tune you! @CliffCentralCom
Jirre, boytjies & binnets! KAK excaated! I'm gonna be LAAV on @GarethCliff's Morning Jol! @CliffCentralCom, Monday from 8am. RT it BROKEN!
Jirre! What a ledge, boet! RT @dawie22: @hardeddy you think he hogs all the pussy too boet? #virginactiveboksburg xitter.gq/dawie22/status/5050091…
I knaa those okes, boet! @TheRealDoogz: I'd say to go follow @hardeddy but I doubt he can punch like @gordonroodman & @ShaunDeLangeMMA.
Sorry about that earthquake boytjies and binnets. I was bench-pressing a sperm whale and baah mistake I dropped it.
In this week's "Interview With a Belter", I tune the odds to @athenajaynepriv - Hot enough to suntan Satan, boet! youtube.com/channel/UCpw8aL6…

