40 oz. Miller High Life

Remember when the #beev was just people posting music and putting their fingers in beer cans?

Welcome to politics brother

Effective tomorrow morning, James Talarico will force all Texas schoolchildren to dye their hair blue, use they/them pronouns, and pledge allegiance to Dr. Fauci before the start of the school day

Five page take home test that my professor didn’t email us until Sunday and due tomorrow #fuckyou

Next Halloween I want a girlfriend so that I can go as the Man in the Box and she can be Alice In Chains

Start of the game seemed rocky but Miles Sadler had a day. The boys are so fucking back.

I should dislike Georgia as a side-fan of UF but they are always a fun team to watch

Sumrall decided to dress up as Billy Napier this year it seems

If any of our players even THINK of going out tonight they’re sorely mistaken. I need every bouncer to deny them access. We got TX Tech next week and can’t lose focus

Nvm, had ten last night and woke up with no hangover and a rocket in my bed #returnofthemack

Hungover off only two shots of bourbon and 12 beers #mcqueenisfading

Would chicks dress up for Halloween if they couldn’t post about it on instagram

Text ur bitches and let’s fucking rip. #LAMDACEASEOPS

Some dude really sat there with a sweet potato taped to his face, waiting to be let into that IG live. I wonder for how long

I go crazy for “mullet and mustache” This year I really want to “travel more” First round is on me if “I would never say this” #manysuchcases

The Holy War, being one of two top ten matchups next week (as of now,) kicking off at noon local time tells you everything you need to know about how the cfb world feels about the big 12

Really wonder what the hell they were doing to kids at lamda and pike to warrant getting raided

Live look at Pike and Lamda rn #fedsdidasweep

Accidentally liked a bikini post from August #fuckingfuck