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Kenyan who supports @ChelseaFC || @BvB || Baller⚽️ || Hedophile

Capital Of Africa
Joined May 2023
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You can now order your 3K FC Jersey via our app or call 0790617884. @ Ksh. 2000 Each.
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Tuliacha kuchai siku hizi tunachukua
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Ruto hata aletee Bruno fernandez achezee jacaranda stadium bado ajue term ni jamo
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Mnunue perfumes ama njaa itanimalizaaa hii Nairobi
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I never understand this why do marriages of most uneducated people last longer than the educated ones?
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I need to learn a very serious lesson from my locals buana. A non-alcoholic mzee has been selling us boiled eggs for the past four years and counting alf kuna mimi, mbaya saana😅
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Just get there and give an unpalatable figure if you're employed or accept being underbudgeted if you desperate😅
I made peace with the fact interviews Kenya ni formality tu,wanajua mtu watapea kazi
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Ndio self employed tunarudi in our self contained mansion
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Na December 🥲😂
Unplanned kids ndio birthday zao hukua za November.
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Ishe hapa stage niende . Kufika stage kumbe alikuwa ameita mtu wake already naona watu wakihug then akamsho huyu ndio ule cousin yangu nilikwambia . Nilijitoa na hasira ya kilo kumi nikaenda kwangu but i wish them well hii dust iko streets ni yetu tuone. Asanti caro
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Kuna siku nilipeleka dem out tukatumia my hard earned money 5k hapo gerden city. Kufika jioni dem anasema anataka kuenda home nikamwambia si ilikuwa tuende kwangu akasema si leo labda tupage another day hapo nikajua nimeoshwa ata nguvu ikaisha kwa magoti. Akaniambia twende unifik
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Fridays ni za blue 💙Wear your blue, rep LMM, and let’s keep the energy mpaka victory day!
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Ukiona mzae akilia after kueka pilipili kwa chakula.
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Nimekwama kupata followers kabisaa Kumi wanifollow✅
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Good evening frauds , how was the day
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mtu anajiita molly of Chicago na accent ni ya River mbuta nilotes 😂😂
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Been on business & all the profit been going to weed 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂💀💔
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manzi yangu ni Muslim lakini kinembe ina taste pork
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Saizi nikiweza angukia msichana mdogo wa 50 years mwenye akona pesa na gari ni hivo hata mambo ya cheating nasahau
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