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Gemini/Chelsea fan💙/Sports Lover🏀 ⚽/Music Enthusiast🎶/Philanthropist/Agripreneur/Sapiosexual /Part time Fray Sexual+ Life is a canvas w/c I’m here to paint.

Kampala, Uganda
Joined July 2021
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I love Joshua.. And he can absolutely dream of being King of the world, and nobody should discourage that ambition. But King Saha offered advice, not competition. The ‘Banda boy’ remark was unnecessary.
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My workmates when i won a betslip
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Omwana wa Muteesa teyasiimye kulabikako Eri abakopi 😂🙌
Today at State House Entebbe, I am hosting Their Majesties and other cultural leaders from across Uganda at the Cultural Leaders Conference. I look forward to fruitful discussions about how our cultural institutions can promote unity, preserve our heritage and contribute to Uganda’s development.
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How did Manchester United only concede 4 goals against this como super team
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One thing I like about politics is that whether you opposed the government or not we all face the problems equally
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The countdown to the #AUTOTourismGala is on. Join us on 27th November 2026 at Mestil Gardens, Kampala, as we celebrate the people and businesses shaping Uganda’s tourism industry. Early Bird tickets are UGX 150,000 per person, available until 8th November. Get your ticket by dialing *252*4# or visit mticket.252.co.ug #AUTOGALA26 #ExploreUganda
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Liverpool agude mu batemu 😂
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Just saw a Barcelona fan say “it’s just Roma”
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There's an MTN fibre optic cable about 50 metres from my apartment in Mombasa. If I wake up at 2am and cut all those wires, the whole of Uganda won't have Internet for 1 week.
Kenyans think their country is a benchmark of democracy because they elect a loser every 5 years🤡
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NUWATUHA PROSSY Entrepreneur | Businesswoman | Social Media Influencer | Marketer | Event Professional. A Ugandan entrepreneur and founder of Prossy Sports Center and Prossy Elite Ushers. Passionate about sports business, brand promotion, digital marketing, event management, public relations, networking and community development. Rotarian – Rotary Club of Muyenga Tankhill. Driven by business growth, leadership, creating opportunities and building impactful brands.
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Patel now😂😂😂
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When he’s too stingy; give him some serious infections🤧🤪
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Jesus owono is innocent
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40yrs old today. The Lord has been great. #4thFLoor
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Good morning ❤️
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When I said these words on 27th June 2026, many ridiculed me and called me a liar but there’s something called TIME!
Common Man’s Party SG, Moses Bigirwa, alleges that party President Mubarak Munyagwa has not returned to the party headquarters since losing the 2026 election, an absence he says has affected the party’s operations. Bigirwa further says Munyagwa took ‘leave’ but has yet to resume his duties since. He adds that although they see him at several media engagements, he allegedly does not answer calls from the party SG nor does he respond to his WhatsApp messages.
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Its my birthday 🎂 🥳 yall 🥰 +1 🤗🤗
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Ugly girls will do anything you tell then to do, until it's time for abortion
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"On a bad day, the wind will blow, and the anus of the chicken will be exposed" - Chinua Achebe
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Bebe cool in ‘Nasalawo’😋🔥
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Mark your calendar and join us at Kaunda Ground on 5th Dec for the 3rd edition of #GuluCityMarathon26 and turn your miles into HIV/AIDS awareness. Rally your team and sign up now when it's still time 👇👇 gulucitymarathon.com/registe….
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