john 16:33 ✝️ Head of the department of basic white girls

Joined June 2024
babe can you open this jar for me i got butter fingers cuz i was touching butter earlier
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barack ur mama
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we were supposed to keep building houses like this forever and just get better at plumbing and insulation
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Guys i think its really important to recognize that many folks debating theology online are mentally unstable
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Harmy retweeted
Elegant Tones.
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one time this kid i used to bully in middle school messaged me and was like “im sorry for bullying u in middle school” and i was like “sry i cant forgive u”
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something about really fat people getting skinny don’t sit right with me
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went to visit a friend who’s a ceramicist and works in a studio with no phone signal in a tiny yorkshire village. he doesn’t listen to podcasts or music, only occasionally uses the radio, and when I asked him what he thinks about all day he just said “well, pots mostly”
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when i get a resume from a he/him they/them she/her it goes straight to the trash
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i was born on my half birthday that’s why I’m so short
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my brother said hes having a hard time finding a job because he’s not gender fluid
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Black people call each other nigga because it’s easier than saying Marquavious or Ladashantay
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me asking someone something and they say no: ya i am just practicing rejection therapy i didnt mean it
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they’re gonna looksmax him for the reunion and then all the girls will be after him bc he’ll mog
Love Is Blind's Stew and Jax reunite after she ghosted him in the pods 👀
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And with that, 75 TARD comes to an end. Congrats to the fellow tards who stuck with it all the way.
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yesterday was the last day of 75 hard and i was so sad to see it end. had such a great time with da homies. 27 started, 11 finished. What did i learn? Life’s tough get a helmet #Mogged
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then why is it called white noise
fyi if you like listening to “rain sounds” they're almost all recordings of chicken being fried
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Resolved to not look at my phone on my afternoon walk and saw a dead body
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help the British man is sexualizing mary poppins in the group chat
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