me checking my cold storage wallet every morning after assuming it was drained by the latest exploit

new bulking meal plan dropped

I feel like fitness twitter hasn't caught on to the GOATA movement meme yet

smoking on that shit that made OP_RETURN

smoking on that shit that made robert breedlove

she did the "okay ❤️ yay ❤️" meme

claude/codex 5 hour usage limit hack: say "hi" to your agent first thing when you wake up, the 5 hour timer starts from that point

everyone: update your PHP sites! github: nah

if you don’t hand write checks in line at CVS you’re financially illiterate

you miss 100% of the barrel rolls you dont take

POV: your rich neighbor just got the new Roadster in 2028

the chipotle double meat meta has changed; waiting to say double meat will result in a second retaliatory skimp scoop

BREAKING: 2+2 might no longer equal 4 because AI is getting too good at math

if every bitcoiner went to steak ‘n shake today we would end the fed

this sticker is OG

go here and say america.gov/chat "play minecraft"

sell signal?

gen z really got psyoped into wearing these shoes