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parlour pugilist

up to mischief, i bet
Joined April 2009
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das bin ich -
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if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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"critics are just failed artists" is always wasted as an insult. most people in most occupations are failed artists. tell every cashier their band was shit
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the way they only show us the fat one having sex in la bola negra and none of the soldiers
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Unc with the strict puss
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Watching oomf’s angst mature into a restrained incisive cynicism over the years
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It is Sunday. Act accordingly!
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This was a Marco Berger movie for prudes. Or an epic for people with the attention-span (or sensitivities) for periodicals -
⭐️⭐️ Horrific. Like really bad. Reduces literature to film, to free itself from that ever more demanding and worthwhile task of raising images to poesy -
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Reminds me the Swiss joke: A German walks into a Swiss bank, leans over the counter, and whispers nervously: “I want to withdraw 10’000 euros." The Swiss banker looks at him and replies in a normal, booming voice: "You can speak up, sir, poverty is no shame in Switzerland
I work in fraud and if someone said they needed to withdraw 2.5k in cash for a holiday I'd definitely be asking further questions.
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reducing the input voltage on my car so it takes longer to charge and i can leave it overnight without paying for idling fees
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⭐️⭐️ Horrific. Like really bad. Reduces literature to film, to free itself from that ever more demanding and worthwhile task of raising images to poesy -
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Happy Halloween 🎃 from your Favorite GRANNIES!! #Madea, #MamaPayne, #MamaKlump & #MrsDoubtfire!!!! New Show coming soon to ZEUS! 😝😂👵🏼👵🏽👵🏾👵🏿
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i deadass thought he was just posting his harry potter costume
2hollis stuns in new photos returning back to his blonde hair.
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Mit Stil durch den Protest
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post london show on thursday
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gay guys opening their relationships so they can stop being cheated on
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‘verstehen will verstehen sein’
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going on reddit to lie about something so chatgpt comes back and tells me it’s true
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