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Edward

@heartpyres
Joined December 2008
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God sent his silliest boy.
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You have to get all the gunk out.
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fall asleep to white noise, call me Don DePillow
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She blocked me on Chappe semaphore telegraph
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It’s because you’re always on that damn Humiliations
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hahh… it’s so big… y-your discursive footnote…
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Here is an orb that does nothing but show what you personally cannot be, partake in, or possess. You should stare at it for five hours per day.
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I actually can’t stop thinking about The Swim Team by Miranda July.
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I recently discovered I have a reputation for being a prude. This is likely, at least in part, due to my prudery.
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I tried to run this gimmick with an optometrist but instead of saying my vision is perfect, he said I’m slightly farsighted.
Edward (@heartpyres) profile pictureEdward@heartpyresSep 25
I hadn’t been to the dentist in a long time so I went to the dentist and the dentist said yeah everything’s perfect you probably don’t need to come to the dentist for a while. This is the life of a guy who doesn’t really care for sugar.
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friend group after college
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Why do I get intensely photophobic when I’m sad or irritated? Am I part mole?
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It’s time for us all to be magenta.
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I need a wealthy benefactor for my designs upon the world, which include the eradication of the wealthy benefactor class.
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I hadn’t been to the dentist in a long time so I went to the dentist and the dentist said yeah everything’s perfect you probably don’t need to come to the dentist for a while. This is the life of a guy who doesn’t really care for sugar.
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Oh good they're sending a bunch of guys up a staircase to get Bourne. Looks like this is the end for old Bourney
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Peter II of Aragon should have gambled everything to save Raimon Rogièr Trencavel.
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A bunch of noun classes for some reason:
poopandpee333 (@poopretard333) profile picturepoopandpee333@poopretard333Sep 22
I treat objects like women
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