Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
R.I.P. to South Central L.A. native, Roy Ayers!!
Here’s 14 of my favorite songs of his that have been sampled:
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
I don't know who needs to hear this, but police officers are not the authority on police brutality. The People are.
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
The pandemic has meant more housework — but not for most dads
"I would be remiss if I didn’t say dads have it a little bit easier."
buzzfeednews.com/article/ela…
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
The AP decision to continue lowercasing the term white in racial, ethnic and cultural senses was more complicated than last month’s decision to capitalize Black. #APStyleChat (1/5)
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
Who knew that being a
T R A N S S E X U A L
put us at almost the top of the privilege pyramid? – at Arden Hills, MN
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!
Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
It's socially useful to have more varied creators & more diverse stories, to educate viewers & give kids reflections etc. But that's NOT, to me, as a critic, the main reason to advocate for it. The main reason is that it makes art *more interesting*! More stories, better art.
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
Thread: Donald Trump has been repeatedly invoking Chicago gangs as a dog whistle whenever anyone brings up police violence or criminal justice reforms. I recently wrote about this but here's a thread on the origin story of Chicago's gangs.
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
Me, writing an email:
I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
#FilmTwitter, can you guess the director by their emoji filmography?
1. ☕️✂️
2. 🚇🥊🐾
3. 🎷🥁🎹🌖
4. 👊🏻🧟♂️🚓🎸🍺🚗
5. 🎰🕺🏻🐸🎹🎳🚢💨👗
6. 🕶🍔💼🗡🚘🎞🦷❄️🎥
7. 💥🏫👑🦈🚞🦊⛺️🏨🐕
8. 🔨📷🔎🦇🎩🤡😴💣🚀⛵️
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
Weeks of paid maternity leave:
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Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
Sinbad dialed me. I called him back. He had not dialed, he said It was his butt. Okay, well put your butt on the phone. He said, it was a real booty call! Shut up...!
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
All of these ppl saying the gun violence epidemic is purely a mental health issue are also the same ppl who think that not everyone is entitled to health care, the care you need to make sure your mental health is in check. #ThisIsAmerica
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
So, uhhh, is this supposed to be one of your team leaders? LOL 😂 #TeamGORocket #TheDabIsSo2016 #TeamInSTINKt
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
How Twitter works:
Me:
"I prefer mangoes to oranges..."
Random Person:
"So basically what you're saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas and grapefruits. Educate yourself."
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
#BladeRunner2049 lost millions of dollars at the box office, but it's still one of the best studio films in years.
Here are 25 box office bombs you need to see: bit.ly/2XMVjAi
Eloquent 2-Year Old retweeted
I didn’t find an alligator, but I found an Alligator Bob #GATORWATCH2K19 #HumboldtGator


























