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Herald Sun marveller. Apostrophe correcter. Personal trainer to stars in their own lunch boxes.

Suburbs not dug up for roads
Joined August 2013
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Loving the Hun's fair and impartial election coverage. If only they would let us know which candidate they favor @heraldsunreader
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My daughter posing next to the roots of a huge pine tree blown over in #melbweather @abcnews
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Great front cover. Four impressive athletes and Shane Warne.
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@jShaun_Raymond @NMFCOfficial He's always trying. And there he is. Waite and Petrie?
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Replying to @Gotzi125Clinton
This is awkward a funny request. Do you take orders about what to write about from someone?
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Four comments with the same inane point. Give it a rest.
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Judas Priest appreciation may be a while away #judaspriest #exciter
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@wsn1411 @heraldsunreader Wonder what isn't good enough to make it to print. Scary.
@Camblor001 @rohan_connolly To be fair, he has to put with a fair bit of stupidity. You're responsible for most of that today.
@Mutchohutcho @rohan_connolly That superiority list won't fit in a tweet. Adios.
@Mutchohutcho @rohan_connolly I don't think you know what the Quill is. You must concentrate on the fucken rhode scholars and their beers.
@Mutchohutcho @rohan_connolly Decries narcissism yet wants journalism award based on who you'd like to talk to.
@Mutchohutcho @rohan_connolly Um that's great. The relevance to a quill- absolute zilch.
@Mutchohutcho @rohan_connolly You mustn't know the judges. Not sure how beer drink ability equates to any kind of intellectual worth?
@_itsashleeee_ @CricketAus He had a good big bash. Who would you replace Faulkner with?
#NZvAUS I'm blaming Uzzi for the collapse. He must have over iced the drinks. Send that hack home and find another Marsh brother.
I will continue the Victorian bleating. Uzzi is great, but do the LBW rules not apply to him for some reason?#BBL05 #BBLFinal
@martydownunder @rohan_connolly Can't understand what you're adding here. Where is there even a mention of politics?
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@YCCCDizzy As many have said, not enough reward for being the best team. 1V2 with a double chance, 3 v 4 KO, winner v loser 1v2, then GF
@FargyBee @rohan_connolly Extremely literal interpretation lacking analysis. She was asking cricket questions and he disrespected her.