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essential | retired geed | 280+ only | generational schlevins athlete | maddie kowalski + mary kate + ΦΜ enthusiast

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Joined September 2026
greek yogurt with sugar free pudding mix is one of the only protein 'recepies' that I actually enjoy. this one is bannana pudding
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holy fuck 2 spelling mistakes
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just got my meningococcal vaccine who wants to fuck #imeasy
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ex wife posted her new husband in a couples costume. haven’t talked to her in 3 years do I still have a shot #LANK
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yeah that’s one way to put it #survivor
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End of Halloween stats: Girls talked to: 0 Insta stories liked: 10+ Free beers: >4 Thank you, The Shrimp
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yes let’s all huddle up and mosh to swang at the tailgate it’ll be so tuff #touse
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buddy of mine door dashes for the sole purpose of buying bag every night #retard
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just got penis mogged by mike katic in the upstairs bar bathroom #fuck
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I’m never drinking again
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idk if I can on this one, hogcrank
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