greek yogurt with sugar free pudding mix is one of the only protein 'recepies' that I actually enjoy. this one is bannana pudding
just got dr bronners 18-in-1 inside my tip #ouchie #cansomeonepleasecomesuckitout
just got my meningococcal vaccine who wants to fuck #imeasy
ex wife posted her new husband in a couples costume. haven’t talked to her in 3 years do I still have a shot #LANK
End of Halloween stats:
Girls talked to: 0
Insta stories liked: 10+
Free beers: >4
Thank you,
The Shrimp
yes let’s all huddle up and mosh to swang at the tailgate it’ll be so tuff #touse
buddy of mine door dashes for the sole purpose of buying bag every night #retard
just got penis mogged by mike katic in the upstairs bar bathroom #fuck








