sorry i got cancelled online for saying that gollum has cum gutters

word on the streets is that my birthday is tomorrow

garden of earthly delights

been reading this lately and it is good

really good mail day today

got two annoying tarot readings back to back yesterday so i don't believe in that stuff anymore

the dishwasher is eating a ham and cheese sandwich. just like roberto bolaño described

was getting ready to send this first pic to my friend i'm going to the rat thing with tomorrow and tell them this planter box must be totally infested with rats to have these huge holes, and then had the pleasure of refocusing my line of sight

fingers crossed that i go to bed tonight and have a continuation of the nightmare i was having last time

working on stuff for my birthday party and it's really been making me laugh all day. i can't show you yet so you just have to trust me that it's really good

noodletown vibe

infusing my birthday cake/accoutrements with the healing and vibrant powers of the knife's 2003 hit release, DEEP CUTS

ending things with someone before you even have a chance to meet up due to your complex sexual incompatibilities>>>>

i'm getting a lot of instagram recommended videos for lambeth style piping how-to's lately which is how i know that the fussy victorian cake trend is about to dry up for good again

pictureplane's album SEX DISTORTION has been doing a lot of musical heavy lifting for me lately. pretty much every song hits in that classic pictureplane darkwave way

sometimes the cure really is a $2.50 large coffee with a touch of french vanilla creamer

had an insanely difficult week at work last week but i'm back to being ready to acknowledge that my birthday is a mere 3 days away

anyway here was my day. for my money the best park slope halloween house i saw was the paul you can eat buffet where a skeleton named paul was labeled with different crypt keeper esque food/body part puns