thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
Babies cry because they are oppressed. Under Communism babies will not cry. They will smile.
thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
According to @NWS , an atmospheric river will make its way across the state with impacts expected to begin November 12 and continue through November 18.
⚠️ Sign up for emergency alerts at Ready.ca.gov
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🕧 Allow extra time when traveling
#ElNinoPrep
I was gonna say "lowkey i get it cuz natives lose no matter what but the enemy regime is already in power" etc etc, but now im thinkin this beezy's a collaborator!
San Francisco: If you look at this and cannot empathize with the people who will be harmed by the addition of this monstrosity...
you're an f'ing sociopath!
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they should put an airpods board next to the confiscated firearms board at MSY
Replying to @colbyjackluvr
So I actually lost another pair of AirPods in the New Orleans airport that got taken home by an employee and I do ping those every so often just so he knows that I know where he lives
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
Water temperatures along California coast continue to warm & have now reached genuinely *astonishing* levels. At the Farallon Islands--usually the epicenter of NorCal's infamously frigid upwelling zone--temps now exceed 66F, shattering all records for this late in calendar year.
thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
معجب جداً بكاميرا المصور الحربي الفلسطيني يوسف القطب.
يلتقط اللحظة بل جزء الثانية بطريقة رائعة وخطيرة.
أستغل فرصة اتاحة تويتر لتحميل 20 صورة دفعة واحدة
thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
This is one of the most striking graphics I've ever seen.
Off San Diego, 54°F (12°C) water now sits 300 feet deeper than it did in August.
You can literally see the Kelvin wave associated with El Niño pushing north along the California coast, bringing warm water up from the south, deepening the thermocline and rapidly warming sub-surface waters.
It's one of the most extreme marine heatwaves in California's history.
ive been looking for a site like this for what feels like my entire life idk how i never came across it
heywhatsthat.com/
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thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
This shit is what Will Wright had me thinking Spore would be like in 2006
thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
I've crunched the latest Nov numbers, and nothing has changed regarding the anticipated effects of this year's extreme El Niño event in California. There remains very strong evidence that the odds are heavily tilted toward an unusually wet, or perhaps even extremely wet, winter.

ALT Three maps show ECMWF’s January–March 2027 precipitation forecast across the northeastern Pacific and western North America: the ensemble’s 20th percentile, mean, and 80th percentile. Blue indicates above-average precipitation, brown below average, and white near average, relative to the model’s 1993–2016 baseline. Much of California remains wetter than average even at the 20th percentile. The mean shows a pronounced wet signal across California and the Southwest; the 80th percentile reaches or exceeds 250% of average in parts of this region. Forecast initialized November 1, 2026.
thizzical ✌︎ therapist retweeted
Due to the significant nature of the upcoming storm in NorCal and Central California. I've issued my first storm product of the season, and it is now fully operational.
A storm warning is now going to take effect beginning 12Z Friday for the northwest California coast due to heavy rainfall, strong winds, and very large breaking waves. On the other hand, a Level 1 storm risk is being highlighted for the SF metro area and Sacramento Valley. A Level 2 storm risk is for extreme northern California, the Sierra Mountains, and the Big Sur coast.
NOTE:
This is not an "OFFICIAL" NWS product; please seek official information. This product is handcrafted and developed by me and highlights a reasonable severity level of Pacific storms specifically for California. But please note that NOT all criteria are needed; for example, SFO is in a storm advisory because rain amounts will be under 1.25 in and wind gusts under 45 mph, but no flooding from heavy rain is expected at this time so this is wind & heavy rain driven risk.
In Fort Bragg, CA, there's a high risk, meaning rain amounts are forecasted to reach 1.75 in or greater, with wind gusts greater than 45 but not exceeding 60 mph and flooding likely.

















































