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activist and house party enthusiast

Joined March 2014
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frontier air hostesses have to deal with so much garbage
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HIGHEST RANKED WIN IN PROGRAM HISTORY
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top 5 sports guy
I nailed all my election predictions in 2024, not so much in 2022. Here are my 2026 calls with a reminder that all of you should get out and vote. Byron Donalds wins Florida Gov comfortably. Senate: Ken Paxton wins Texas, Mike Rogers wins Michigan, Jon Husted wins Ohio, Ashley Hinson wins Iowa, Susan Collins wins Maine, the real Dan Sullivan wins Alaska, Kansas, South Carolina & Nebraska aren’t close, Republicans win senate races easily in those states. Polls are badly biased against Republicans for the 16th out of the past 17 election cycles.
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Tonight, the couch fucks you
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GOLDEN STATE. GOLD STANDARD. Your 2026 @WNBA Champions, the Golden State Valkyries. 🗣️
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Delta flight attendant upon landing in San Francisco: “To our WNBA fans: Good luck to the Valkyries, but I must say: Dream in 7.”
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“san fran”
In San Fran this week, a few observations: - Per head alcohol spend at the mixer 40% below NYC - Never seen traffic in the city this gnarly. 45 minute Uber from SOMA to Presidio - Real energy around AI use cases for public equity investors. This vertical is becoming real, quickly. Opus 5.5 threshold moment and people mentally preparing for Opus 6,7,8 and eventual open weight parity. Most common conversation is how you build something to stay out of the Claude path (there are lots of ideas that I believe do this) - Consensus that public equity investing is one of the hardest AI use cases to crack “if AI comes for us, imagine what has happened to accountants” - Still no one reliably arguing AI has bent the curve of alpha (but many now hopeful over next 6-12 months; particularly on short books). But broad consensus on the dramatic productivity uplift from Claude. - Fun conversations on how awful Claude is as a stock picker (despite emerging super human capabilities in the junior analyst workflow stack), and fun ideas on how to fix that - Fun conversations on the trading alpha emerging from fading “dumb Claude” - My priors shifted on the inability to reliably backtest a Digital Investor. Which has exciting implications. Post training, training data and eval dominating conversations. - The median AI conversation with investors in NYC is still “how do i set up my Skills”. The median AI conversation in SF is “how many worlds do I need to simulate to calibrate the 3 year IRR forward for a stock”. - AI smacks you in the face wherever you go. Billboards, overheard conversations at coffee shops. - This is so fun. Forgot I do this for work and feels like exciting play. Have to come back here regularly.
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Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever watched in my life
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Replying to @Acyn
California's economy subsidizes Blackburn's state. What a fucking tool.
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sharkie accidentally traumatizing this kid 😭
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kyle whittingham fuckin sucks
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Genuinely insane how badly California primary voters fucked this up lmao
Asked about California losing roughly 50,000 film industry jobs, Becerra said California should offer tax credits to “keep Hollywood in Hollywood.” Hilton then asked: “Who’s been in charge” while film industry jobs have left California for other states? Becerra: “Donald Trump.”
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damn liberty. kickin ass
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Gentrifier Meets Bushwick
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I dare anyone to find a BETTER before and after hair cut. This guy is an absolute WIZARD!
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My ranking as a Celtics fan of every player in NBA history
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we’re losing the ancient texts
WAH-PAH! This morning, boogie boarder Ethan explained the high surf conditions on the OC coast to @JSarkissian.
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