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AZ
Joined October 2014
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Obligatory band guy in Australia pic
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Our weekend of Australian shows starts tonight in Brisbane
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I'm not in the city of Philadelphia but I'm still gonna grease my pole just in case
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Beware of misleading advertising! Turns out this deal was only valid if you HAVE a small penis so I had to pay full price :/
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Putting in a work order with the property management company just so I can ask the maintenance guy "you smell that?"
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Just found out that stimming and edging are two totally different things
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When someone described me as low vibrational I thought it meant I was a chill laidback guy
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I was talking about gambling on the Super Bowl not what flav you like to drink but it's cool
What color Gatorade y'all bettin on
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What color Gatorade y'all bettin on
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I went to the Tucson Gem Show and paid $5 for a pic with this goat
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I liked sour cream
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Time at home means I'm back at it
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Boosting my immune system by eating leftovers I left in my car for 8 hrs
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I have foreseen the circumstances
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When I was 23 years old I sold all my records for pennies to buy a bag of coke that I tried to cook into crack in a spoon and turned it into a useless brown sludge
A 23 year old sculpted this. What's your excuse?
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Recently learned that Erewhon is just the word "nowhere" backwards...
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Not listening to albums on shuffle but starting them in the middle
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Taking a personal inventory and doubling down on my character defects in 2023
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I'm a late bloomer but the doctor said my balls will finally drop tonight at midnight
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