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I was listening to the Jordan Peterson bonus episode on Patreon for @MaintenancePod and transcribed this, as I wanted to keep it and re-read it and share. @yrfatfriend put into words something so commonplace and so detrimental to fat folks who are just out here living happily
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One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control: TikTok CBS CNN HBO Discovery Channel BET Cartoon Network Comedy Central DC Studios Fandango Miramax MTV Nickelodeon Paramount PlutoTV Showtime TBS The CW TNT Warner Bros. And more This is oligarchy.
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If young men don’t want to be drafted to fight in Kamala’s and Cheney’s 3rd World War they better get out and vote for Trump.
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The more days pass, the more I’m convinced this might be the biggest staged event of the 21st century.
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She Called The FBI In 1996. They Opened A File. Then They Told Her It Never Existed. She Spent 29 Years Being Called A Liar. September 3, 1996. A file is opened inside FBI headquarters. Classification: child pornography. The woman who made the call is identified only as "a professional artist." She described photos she had seen inside a Manhattan mansion. She described the man who owned those photos. She described what she witnessed being done to young girls. She gave them everything. Then she waited. Nobody called back. Nine years later, a local detective in Palm Beach knocked on a different door. Found forty victims. Handed the FBI photographs, videos, and documented evidence of child trafficking across multiple states. The FBI opened a formal investigation. Two years later — they closed it. One plea deal. Thirteen months. Out by noon every day on work release. The trafficking continued. The FBI kept receiving tips. For eleven more years, women were brought to his island, his Manhattan townhouse, his private ranch. For eleven more years — the file sat there. It took a newspaper reporter to force the arrest in 2019. Thirty-three days later, he was dead. Now twelve women — listed only as Doe 1 through Doe 12 — are standing in federal court. They're not suing his estate. They're suing the FBI. They want $100 million. And they want every internal document, every memo, every email showing exactly who received each tip — and made the decision to do nothing. But here's the part that changes everything. When the FBI's own internal review was published in 2020 — it didn't mention the 1996 complaint. Not once. For another five years, the woman who made that call was told: your report doesn't exist. In December 2025, the DOJ confirmed it did. One page. Dated September 3, 1996. Which means someone inside the FBI knew that file existed — and chose not to include it in their own review. The question isn't whether the file was real. The question is: who decided to make it disappear? usstories.mstfootball.com/la…
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Kamala Harris was right about everything. Joe Biden was right about everything. Hillary Clinton was right about everything.
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The U.S. is starving 11 million people in Cuba. Right now. Power is out. Food is rotting. Water pumps are shut down. Sewage is overflowing into the streets. Russia tried to send humanitarian aid. The US Navy blocked them. American news isn't covering this.
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Yes some Americans think their country is the greatest in the whole wide world, but ireland does not have 80 year old people ‘door-dashing’ for 12 hours a day so that they can pay £2000 a month for their diabetes medication.
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You don't get to help start a fire and then complain that it's too hot
Rogan: Nothing seems stable. Everywhere in the world seems fucked right now. In all my years, this seems the most unstable, globally.
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JUST IN: Afroman drops a banger before the lawsuit against him goes to court Monday in Adams County, Ohio. Afroman just released “Batteram Hymns of the Police Whistle Blower” a day before the lawsuit heads to court. Adams County sheriffs are suing Joseph Foreman for defamation, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress for featuring them in his music videos from the night they raided and vandalized his house and allegedly stole $400. In the new song and video, he calls the deputies out by name, packed with videos photos from the raid and some AI to make it comical. Pretty ballsy.
NEW: Rapper Afroman is scheduled to stand trial in a civil lawsuit filed by seven Adams County (Ohio) Sheriff’s deputies.   The legal battle stems from a 2022 raid on Afroman's home, where officers were investigating alleged drug trafficking and kidnapping claims that resulted in no charges. Afroman used his own security footage from the raid to create music videos which mock the officers and the "botched" operation.  The officers allege that Afroman used their personas for commercial profit without authorization, causing them "humiliation, ridicule, mental distress, and loss of reputation". They are seeking damages of $25,000 per count.
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20 years ago, Hottie failed a lie detector test in 'Flavor of Love'
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Anything but pedophiles
Republicans say they’re investigating Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show dlvr.it/TQvQSZ
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“hey dude, how’s it going?” yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
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Keon Coleman is 22 years old. He is a young man, just starting life. And today the owner of the football team he plays for spoke his name like he was a failure and an embarrassment. We learned a lot more about Terry Pegula today than we ever wanted to know.
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So one ICE fuck shoots Renee Good, and another ICE fuck refuses to allow her medical treatment, and now we find out that the poor woman laid there alive for 8 full minutes before bleeding out. That my friends, is called murder.
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knowing our tall cans are still 99¢
what instantly calms you down?
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Americans finding out in 2076 that Trump was Russia’s biggest asset
JUST IN: EU officially suspends trade deal with US
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crazy how every ICE agent today was complaining in 2020 about how they couldnt wear a mask because it was too uncomfortable
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Replying to @Polymarket
Alcohol sales in the US are down, which means someone is losing money. Which means someone paid this retarded administration to recommend it in their guidelines.
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Charlie Kirk died because he was a dickless edgelord and now everyone is fucking his wife. Can I get an amen?
Jesus Christ died on the cross for our sins and rose again 3 days later! Can I get an amen!?
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