screw a knife, i'll bring a bone to a gunfight | MV3 ✦ LH44| "such a foolish reason, i'm afraid. i just.. wanted to kiss you.." @Salsadudemon_ ✦ fr/eng

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Le vin rouge que boit ta daronne pour oublier son divorce s’appelle Bordeaux.
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French when they’re asked to name an influential city in their country other than Paris
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orgasm donor retweeted
thank u pop crave
Jack Innanen voted Sexiest TikTok Star in PEOPLE Readers’ Choice Poll.
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I don't want to “download the app” to pay for parking. I don't want to “create an account” to see a menu. I don't want to “provide feedback” on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash
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This random 9-1-1 shoutout on Minimum Wage?? 😭😭
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let's pretend dunkirk doesn't exist then
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y'all's fav artist lit played in a movie about it too like let's bffr
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Lol why using a meme of yall cosplaying Black Americans
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Sweatpants were first invented by French sportswear manufacturer Le Coq Sportif in 1920 to provide athletes with comfort and ease of mobility. As sweatpants became more common, Le Coq Sportif designed the "Sunday suit" as a combination of sweatpants and a matching top en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracksuit
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hello hi clayface was absolute BANGER
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l'humour quand t'es pas français ou brésilien c'est compliqué
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body so tea you’re getting AI AND p*rn star allegations
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the concept of theo saying he’s spiderman and then buck introducing may to him as his aunt may😭 i need to see theo and may’s relationship and have them lean into this
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buck if daniel hadn't died
THIS SHOULD BE FUCKING ILLEGAL
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does anyone have an eddie centric fic with this vibe
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9-1-1 will never canonize mpreg and NOT because it’s not realistic but because lunatics won’t stop complaining about who got pregnant
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♡ oh captain, my handsome captain🚒 ♡ for #EDDIETOBER ❤️‍🔥 ♡ rated: E ♡ word count: 7.8k ♡ age gap, captain diaz + probie buck, dombuck + subeddie ♡ archiveofourown.org/works/95…
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but if i tell u to kill urself im in the wrong ?
if buck's gonna insult eddie's parenting can he very specifically call him out for letting his parents (who he does not have a great relationship with) take his kid to another state indefinitely cause that was ridiculous as fuck
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the person calling oliver ai deleting their whole account after this i’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭
body so tea you’re getting AI AND p*rn star allegations
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“we have to accept a majority of people stopped watching after endgame” okay so why the fuck are they watching doomsday then I’m sorry but that’s so stupid because clearly people haven’t a clue what’s going on??? which is just gonna make ppl be like “oh it was so confusing” NO
These people cannot be allowed to see Doomsday
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ive been seeing some confusion so... falcon↓ captian america↓
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…….🥳😁
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