Saureen Adani retweeted
Congratulations to everyone who made ₹2,870 from the IPO. So, what are your retirement plans?
😂
Hey @Microsoft , I will give you an idea to do layoffs.
1. Open youtube... Search "Day in life of a Microsoft Engineer".
2. You will get list of people who only eat but do not work in office.
3. Layoff them
Saureen Adani retweeted
What a beautiful video.
A mother and calf fell into a water tank. Both were rescued but during rescue the calf got separated from mother. Kurseong division staff brilliantly tracked the mother. It took 7 hours but they reunited them.
Reaction of mother in last !! Gods work.
Saureen Adani retweeted
The problem isn’t that AI is intelligent. It isn’t. The problem is that too many adults (but not all) are at once mechanistic, imitative, unimaginative, stupid, formulaic, influenceable, & gullible, arrogant beyond their skill set, & too expensive to maintain.
Saureen Adani retweeted
Instead of using 384 bit random private keys, they used private keys like the super secret, unguessable number 4.
They are a cryptography company. They had one job. They're selling Post-Quantum Cryptography while doing shit like this lmao.
Saureen Adani retweeted
Over the past two months, we have been leading a coalition to mitigate one of the most severe bugs in open source software found in recent memory, php2shell, found as part of our Patch the Planet initiative.
Replying to @ku1deep
How is it different from skyscanner drops apart from the app vs WA experience?
Replying to @IndianTechGuide
How about folks found eating gutkha and paan masala in public places?
Saureen Adani retweeted
The smartest people are silent and observant. They recognize the game and quietly walk away.
Saureen Adani retweeted
Every once in a while, some unsuspecting country's domain economy goes vertical 😂
.𝚌𝚘 → Colombia
.𝚒𝚘 → I/O → Island Ocean
.𝚖𝚍 → Markdown → Moldova
.𝚛𝚜 → Rust → Serbia
.𝚊𝚒 → AI → Anguilla
.𝚜𝚒 → SI → Slovenia
notice..
> Delta is blocking AI agents from booking flights
> JPMorgan Chase and Charles Schwab block agents from accessing accounts
> Yelp requires paid data licensing for agents
> Amazon has blocked Grok bot and other shopping agents.
the internet is starting to block AI agents that were supposed to do everything for us
Saureen Adani retweeted
When you lose your appetite for food you lose your appetite for life.
People on GLP-1 have this absence of gusto in them that makes them poor companions. They are almost as unpleasant to be with as longevity-health optimizers.



















