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i’m better as a concept

Joined January 2022
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u could be having the worst day of ur life and ur period tracking app will send you a noti like “touch yourself today!” or “your nipples might be extra sensitive - yes really!”
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“get a load of this guy” IM TRYING IM TRYING SO HARD PLEASEEEEEE
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i’m so fucking sorry that my ass is so fat and i’m insanely hilarious and my heart is so full of love and light i’m so fucking sorry
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I miss the days you’d send the bdsm test to the person you fancied and you’d compare results
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Peeing on him to mark my territory
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Oh shit its september My leaves NOOOOOO
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can’t wait for #fingersinmymouthfriday
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“17 likes isn’t a lot” imagine 17 38 aye im like hey what’s up hello
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accidentally sat on the closed toilet lid
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Ever since I was a little girl I've always been out of iPhone storage
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Take me down to Penis City where the grass is penis and the girls are penis
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rubbing my body on him like a cat so he knows im interested in him
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Urologists really went to school and majored in penis
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Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve
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oh two likes isn’t a lot? imagine two fingers in your butt
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fool me once why would you do that to me
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Do NOT get high and look at the micropenis subreddit I am freaking the fuck out
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