Los Angeles! Me + MARA WILSON are bringing you the best Halloween ever on October 23 with HEARTTHROB SLASHER!🌹We'll play a 1980s board game full of teen hunks, then improvise a horror movie where they die in hilarious/chilling ways!!🧛‍♀️JOIN US calendar.dynastytypewriter.c…

Los Angeles pals! HEARTTHROB SLASHER is coming to LA with me + 🌹MARA WILSON🌹playing a 1980s board game full of hunks, then we improvise a horror movie where they all perish.🧛‍♀️ Tickets on sale now, go get em! This show is gonna be SO FUN for Halloween!🎃 calendar.dynastytypewriter.c…

If you need a welcome distraction from the horrors, my 1990s Teen Magazine Blog is finally live, we're starting with 1997 Seventeen Magazine: Leo, Brad, + Vagistat Ads, vintage makeup, and just so much y2k goodness. Get it in your inbox at LaneMoore.Substack.com now🌻✉️📀

We’ll go through my 1990s + Y2K teenage magazines together, I'm calling it "Teenage Lobotomy." I want to give ur brain a break from the horrors, so join me in diving deep into the soothing lobotomy that is “staring at y2k teen girl mags til your brain makes happy chemicals."🌻📼

PSA: I just inherited HUNDREDS of teen magazines from the 1990s and 2000s and the y2k goodness is so abundant that I’m gonna deep dive into all of them right here so if that’s something you’re into, HI I HOPE THIS FINDS YOU!!! substack.com/home/post/p-216…

HERE'S A VERY GOOD 2026 THING: I'm coming to SF Sketchfest with two big perfect shows: 1. Tinder Live with JANEANE GAROFALO!!!! Jan 17 2. Threesome Stand-Up with the marvelous @DougBenson @deandelray Jan 16!!! Get tix we need to laugh rn or we'll explode🛸 ticketmaster.com/sf-sketchfe…

yeahhhh fr, and id just rather be on an entirely different website where i can reach people who wanna see my work so im gonna do that instead haha

In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest villains are the ones who are real, and the people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com

Excuse me can WE TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE I MAY NEED A MINUTE!!!! Thank you @pattonoswalt for saying this coolest, nicest thing about our new record Final Girl! If you haven't listened yet, do that here🔪Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/18k81… Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/fin…

I love y'all SO MUCH so please share this with your friends!!! I'm not gonna be on here much anymore, so follow me elsewhere, listen to/buy my new album Final Girl everywhere you get music. More books and tours and music and writing coming soon. See y'all elsewhere🫶💝🍆

Where you can find me long term and support my work💘 Bluesky: bsky.app/profile/hellolanemo… Substack (funny things in your inbox): LaneMoore.Substack.com Patreon (funny things in a podcast): Patreon.com/LaneMoore Music📀: open.spotify.com/artist/3nkk… Instagram: instagram.com/hellolanemoore

BOSTON friends! I'm bringing Tinder Live to you THIS WEEK on June 5, swiping live through Boston profiles!! Thank you to @BostonGlobe for interviewing me about this extremely funny show I love so much. Read all about it here and come see me Thursday!!!☕️bostonglobe.com/arts/2017/10…